Anti-OTP: Pre-plotted and spontaneous evil welcome.
Sauron's biding his time in a far-away and quiet corner of the Mansion. Biding his time is really what this ex-Dark Lord does best, and there're no Elven mobs or their regular smiting missions here. There is a kitten, dark grey with white paws, who's learning evil ways and also how to defeat the Yarn Monster, but kittens are not, he feels, quite the most interesting company in the world.