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Feb 12, 2005 19:15

Whatever is happening in the lake needs to be stopped immediately. Things have started to break out and are infesting the grounds and I do not wish to see these creatures fornicating every time I happen to glance out of a window. I suggest someone puts down poison at the earliest possible opportunity. There may be casualites amongst the Hufflepuffs and slightly more stupid Gryffindors, but sacrifices must be made.

As half the school doesn't seem to be able to stop wittering about, Monday is Valentines Day, so I expect the entire place will be deluged in pink glitter again. It really is quite pathetic; as if this place wasn't nauseating enough without being surrounded by infatuated children pawing at each other.

Lastly: what the bloody hell has someone been doing in the common room? Or perhaps I don't want to know.
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