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I've never seen such a display of total incompetence in my life. The lot of you are a disgrace, I'd be better off with a team of FIRST YEARS. Do you lot have any idea how many bruises I had to get healed beacuse of your UTTER AND COMPLETE LACK OF SKILL OF ANY KIND?
I DO NOT CARE about your mood swings or your face or your bloody superiority complexes or your complete lack of intelligence - we are trying to play QUIDDITCH not write the angst column for the next issue of Witch bloody Weekly!
Since Professor Snape had the foresight to book Slytherin the pitch for the next few days, I'm sure none of you will mind being there at five thirty tomorrow morning for practice before breakfast, and the same time as tonight after dinner tomorrow. We will keep practicing until you resemble something like a Quidditch team and you will all show up every day or I will make you regret it for the REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIVES.
I DO NOT CARE about your mood swings or your face or your bloody superiority complexes or your complete lack of intelligence - we are trying to play QUIDDITCH not write the angst column for the next issue of Witch bloody Weekly!
Since Professor Snape had the foresight to book Slytherin the pitch for the next few days, I'm sure none of you will mind being there at five thirty tomorrow morning for practice before breakfast, and the same time as tonight after dinner tomorrow. We will keep practicing until you resemble something like a Quidditch team and you will all show up every day or I will make you regret it for the REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIVES.