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[stillperfect]

Since Quidditch has started up again, I expect to see everyone on the Slytherin team at the pitch tomorrow straight after dinner. You all need the practice, and you're all going to be there. We will, of course, win anyway, since we are by far the superior team, but that's no excuse for you lot to slack off. Don't be late

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[devoco_daphne]

What if you cannot be arsed to attend?

[stillperfect]

I don't care. You're going.

[devoco_daphne]

And again, what if I am not?

[stillperfect]

You are.

[devoco_daphne]

I wouldn't be so sure of that if I was you.

[stillperfect]

I can't imagine you'd have anything better to do.

[devoco_daphne]

I may be off on a killing spree.

[stillperfect]

Killing anyone in particular?

[devoco_daphne]

No. I am being considerate, and trying not to limit my gift giving to anyone in particular.

[stillperfect]

Then it can wait. You're going to practice.

[devoco_daphne]

Fair enough, maybe I'll just kill you lot instead.

[stillperfect]

Or maybe you'll just show up and do what you're told.

[devoco_daphne]

What if I don't want to bend at your will?

[stillperfect]

Maybe the Hufflepuffs will let you play Quidditch with them. They're probably desperate.

[devoco_daphne]

Malfoy, you shock me. Suggesting a Slytherin head off to Hufflepuff? Oh my.

[stillperfect]

Maybe you'd be better off over there if you can't be bothered to show up to one practice. They probably don't try and make you actually do anything.