I hate fleas.

Dec 30, 2004 22:09

I see that the little people of Hogwarts have taken to orgasming all over the halls now that I have safely made my return. It is incredibly warming to see those that are below me benefit from having someone like myself to look up to and to assist them when they need to be pushed firmly into their rightful places ( Read more... )

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 17:46:58 UTC
Your sentences are exceedingly long and drawn out. You could have simply said "here is a photo of a Draco Malfoy painting". I'm sure everyone would have been equally impressed.

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 17:56:30 UTC
I am not going to start making exceptions for those who cannot read properly.

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 17:58:18 UTC
It's a wonder you and your beloved get along so well.

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 17:59:26 UTC
It's a wonder that you still have yours.

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 18:02:34 UTC
Oh, Draco. Jealousy does not become you.

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 18:05:48 UTC
Do not flatter yourself, we don't all desire to live the inducive life of Nott.

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 18:08:14 UTC
I am rather influential, aren't I?

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 18:09:28 UTC
Sometimes you appear to have no idea what loyalty is.

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 18:15:58 UTC
Ah, so you don't actually know what inducive means?

And I have quite the idea of what it means to be loyal to oneself. There really isn't anyone else one should be loyal to.

Especially not a pathetic, inarticulate Gryffindor with a hero complex.

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 18:20:45 UTC
I never said that, I was merely linking the fact your fetish for influencing whoever it suits you to often leads to a question of loyalty of Slytherin house which is something we have long established that you are incapable of in the first place.

And who is the jealous one now?

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 18:22:51 UTC
Oh, I see. You are the one shagging Harry Potter and I'm the one with questionable House loyalty?

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 18:24:09 UTC
Shut the fuck up, go try and kill yourself again.

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 18:25:18 UTC
Not very nice at all, Draco.

Should I write to daddy and tell him how you've been misbehaving?

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 18:28:35 UTC
'Nice' isn't something I have ever done, Nott.

Grow up.

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nott_to_be December 30 2004, 18:30:53 UTC
Oh, how right you are. Nice, cultured, well-mannered, good-humoured... How silly of me to expect such things from yourself.

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stillperfect December 30 2004, 18:35:33 UTC
Incorrect. It was typically idiotic of you, as per usual.

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