I hate fleas.

[stillperfect]

I see that the little people of Hogwarts have taken to orgasming all over the halls now that I have safely made my return. It is incredibly warming to see those that are below me benefit from having someone like myself to look up to and to assist them when they need to be pushed firmly into their rightful places

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[really_harry]

I doubt you've ever even seen fleas.

[stillperfect]

Do not doubt the knowledge of a Malfoy.

[really_harry]

Oh, I see. So you lot hang around with fleas a lot then?

[stillperfect]

We lot? Who?

[really_harry]

Malfoys.

[stillperfect]

I thought you meant fleas.

[really_harry]

I'm not calling you a flea.

[stillperfect]

Im glad because that would be a step too far.

And what the hell, I don't send you odd notes?

[really_harry]

Oh, nevermind.

[stillperfect]

Right.

[really_harry]

I think I'm going to go.

[stillperfect]

Cheerio.