I hate fleas.

[stillperfect]

I see that the little people of Hogwarts have taken to orgasming all over the halls now that I have safely made my return. It is incredibly warming to see those that are below me benefit from having someone like myself to look up to and to assist them when they need to be pushed firmly into their rightful places

Comments

[bossy_bookworm]

How generous.

[stillperfect]

Of course, am I ever anything less?

[bossy_bookworm]

On occasion.

[stillperfect]

Could this be your attempt at being flattering?

[bossy_bookworm]

No.

[stillperfect]

Cheer up Jane, it might not ever happen. But wait, in your case it probably already has.

[bossy_bookworm]

Jane?

[stillperfect]

You want to be called something else?

[bossy_bookworm]

Perhaps my name?

[stillperfect]

Bossy bitch?

[bossy_bookworm]

Why can't you call me Hermione?

[stillperfect]

I like to keep in line with tradition.

[bossy_bookworm]

What is that supposed to mean?