Attack of the Meme! Also, babies.

[stillnotlegolas]

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

Shamelessly stolen from taser-warrior

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[stillnotlegolas]

A. Name: Kate Lehane
B. House: Kate doesn't precisely have a house so much as she's a wanderer. That's what happens, she guesses, when your dad's a superhero and your mom's a slayer. She just--never really felt right in one place. So she's got a beat up old chevelle ss that she throws all her crap in as she moves around the country and that's as much home as anything else in this world.
C. Circumstances of Conception: It started with a demon the avengers thought was an alien. It ended at a bar, with a curse, and a guaranteed conception, meant to be used by the demon when he impregnated the slayer, but was instead accidentally taken advantage of by an archer with really good taste in women.
D. PB: Sara Canning
E. Three Random Facts
1. She's not a Slayer or a Superhero but tries her best to be a mix of the two even without the powers. She works as a hunter, wandering around the country fighting demons and aliens and supervilians or whatever they want to be called with the bow her dad taught her to use and the knowledge her mother gave her.
2. She takes her mom's last name just because she spent more time with her than she did with her dad growing up. It wasn't ever a permanent thing between them, but it also wasn't like them being divorced. She'd spend time with her dad when her mom was going after demons and time with her mom when her dad was going after HYDRA and she even spent some time with Phil Coulson when they were going after something that smacked of both. So she had both her parents in her life, but never really thought it was weird they weren't married or weren't always together until some kids at school pointed it out.
3. They do all try to come together at big holidays every year no matter what the state of the world is, and she loves spending Christmas with them best.

[faiththatfuelsu]

Faith says she really doesn't like Demons that try to knock her up but hey... at least if it had to happen, she got an awesome kid out of the deal and the way Barton handles those arrows is sexy. She also says Coulson makes a damn good babysitter.

[stillnotlegolas]

Clint says he's not a fan of them either, especially now since she's the mother of his child.

Hell yeah he is. He had to babysit Clint and Aunt Nat for years. He's had practice.

[faiththatfuelsu]

She says she's not exactly renting out her womb on a first come, first serve basis, so no worries. But hey, the care and concern is nice.

Faith still says there's a bottle of tequila with Clint and Tony's names on it. She and Nat can split the vodka. *Smiiiiirk*. No limits...

[stillnotlegolas]

You just want Kate to have a sibling, don't you? Tequila night always leads to problems.

[faiththatfuelsu]

Faith says it's not her fault the Avengers roster is a collection of the best asses on the East Coast, and she's flexible about the definition of "teamwork".