Attack of the Meme! Also, babies.

[stillnotlegolas]

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

Shamelessly stolen from taser-warrior

Comments

[silver_deceit]

Loki's turn!

[stillnotlegolas]

[silver_deceit]

Such a lovely little leash to keep her pet Hawk on. Stay in line, Clint Barton. The consequences might be more than you bargain for if you don't.

[stillnotlegolas]

...you leave her out of this. She's not some--gambling piece you have to use against him. She's your daughter!

[silver_deceit]

[stillnotlegolas]

...just because you have hundreds doesn't mean you'll hurt this one. She's still your flesh and blood.

[silver_deceit]

See how well that worked out for Laufey...

[stillnotlegolas]

....

Loki. Leave her alone. If you just want to hurt her, leave her here with him.

[silver_deceit]

But it's so much better to let him THINK there's a chance, a very real possibility that Loki would harm her own child.

Trickster. Silvertongue. Liesmith. The Great Deceiver. Loki will never let Clint see the full truth. Never mind that she'd flay and fillet anyone that tried to harm the girl, we just won't talk about that. Shhh.

[stillnotlegolas]

He hates you. So much.

But he would too. Kill anyone who tried to hurt his daughter. Even you.

[silver_deceit]

There are worse things that were born from hate. Loki would also like to point out that he seemed to enjoy himself more than a little during the act leading to conception of their precious daughter.

So long as Loki is alive, Archer lives with Loki's protection.