Give It Up To Me
It is 9:30 am. You are all asleep. I am bored. I never sleep these days. Yesterday was a really weird day. I was driving around with Hans, Rob, and Jeff, and some of them were yelling "I'm a cock sucker!" out the window. Because... I don't know why they were doing it. Just because. And they yelled at this guy who was outside with his kids AND HE GOT IN HIS TRUCK AND STARTED TO FOLLOW ME. He followed me around for a really long time and was tailgaiting me and I was making really sharp turns into neighborhoods trying to lose him. So finally we pull in this one neighborhood and we think we lost him and then suddenly he comes from around the corner in front of us and cuts us off. He parks his truck right in front of my car so I can't go forward. So I start going in reverse to give myself room to go around him, and when I start to move back he just drives forward. We're bumper to bumper. He won't let me go around him. So I stop and he gets out of the car and walks toward Jeff (who had his window down for some reason!) and says something along the lines of "I'm going to break your arm," and then grabs Jeff's shirt and starts pulling on him. I reverse away from him and now I am going down the road, around sharp corners, in reverse, and he gets back in his truck and follows us again. Everyone else is yelling to this family outside to help us and to call the cops on this guy cause he's fucking scary. He's even big and buff, like he's in the military. I was afraid he was going to get a bat and start fucking tearing up my car. I pulled into a driveway and managed to turn myself around sped off. We turned left onto Culbreath (I think that's the road) and since traffic was busy he couldn't pull onto the road right after us. So I'm trying to drive fast to get teh fuck away, but I don't want to be pulled over, we pulled into another nieghborhood, went around as many corners as we could, and parked. And we lost him. But it was so scary. This dude was pissed. You could see how pissed he was.