jokes
yesterday @ clinic, crys & i were playing with a cute (but omg so violent, he kept crashing & overturning my toy car & making loud violent explosive explosion sounds) 3yr-old kid.
crys:'boy, can u build this? see? can u build a bridge for me?'
boy:'no! auntie!'
crys & i turn to each other & burst out laughing (tho visibly sad that e kid wld call her auntie)
crys:' boy, am i auntie or cheche????'
boyboy all the while refusing to peel his eyes & hands from the toys
boy: (mutters sth tt sounded like) 'bitch!bitch!'
wide-eyed & in shock, we looked at each other in the whuuuttt-i-can't-believe-this-kid-is-so-rude look.
boy:'bitch!bitch!' & continues playing with the coloured toy blocks....till we looked down @ wat he was building & realised that he meant to say 'BRIDGE', as in 'look, i built a BRIDGE like u told me to-BRIDGE'
-.-
haha it's like random crazy jc moments all over again
crys:'boy, can u build this? see? can u build a bridge for me?'
boy:'no! auntie!'
crys & i turn to each other & burst out laughing (tho visibly sad that e kid wld call her auntie)
crys:' boy, am i auntie or cheche????'
boyboy all the while refusing to peel his eyes & hands from the toys
boy: (mutters sth tt sounded like) 'bitch!bitch!'
wide-eyed & in shock, we looked at each other in the whuuuttt-i-can't-believe-this-kid-is-so-rude look.
boy:'bitch!bitch!' & continues playing with the coloured toy blocks....till we looked down @ wat he was building & realised that he meant to say 'BRIDGE', as in 'look, i built a BRIDGE like u told me to-BRIDGE'
-.-
haha it's like random crazy jc moments all over again