*jumps on the bandwagon*

[stillbeing]

Here, everyone, go do this, tell me I’m wonderful -----> Click me or suffer the consequences!!I spent the weekend at my parents place. It makes me realise how far away from anything they are. Also, it seems the further out east you go, the higher percentage of Ugg boots there are, especially the fluffy ones with fake fur on them. I think someone

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[ex_ingenue]

I resent that on the basis that dogs are cute!

[stillbeing]

So do I, but it's an oblique simpson's reference . . . which is itself an oblique reference to JoJo the Dog Faced Boy from the old freak show circuits . . .

But I do agree, dogs are lovely and should not be slandered in that way, unless we're talking about maltese terriers.

[ex_ingenue]

Maltese terriers? Racist :p

[stillbeing]

I'm not a racist . . . stupid, vain women who treat dogs like fashion accessories have turned the breed into something of greater evil.

[ex_ingenue]

Turn them into dog food!

[stillbeing]

I don't know which dog would eat them . . . Our Benny was frightened of small dogs, especially maltese!

[ex_ingenue]

I was referring to the owners :p

[stillbeing]

I knew that . . .