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You scored as The Femme Fatale. You’re carefree, dark and adventurous...and slightly fatale to the heart.
The Femme Fatale
80%
The Quasi-Gothic Femme
60%
The Little-Boy Dyke
55%
The Stud
45%
The Bohemian Dyke
40%
The Surprise! Dyke
40%
The Granola Dyke
35%
The Pretty-Boi Dyke
30%
The Student Dyke
30%
The Magic Earring Ken Dyke
15%
The Sprightly Elfin Femme
5%
The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke
5%
The Hipster Dyke
0%
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Now . . . if only I actually looked the part. I still want pin curls. I’m considering blowing caution to the wind this weekend and blowing my money on new clothes. I have about 3 skirts and 4 tops I wear every day of the week, and they’re starting to look a little worn and probably smelly. I’m a little hesitant about buying clothes, at the moment, because I’m somewhat . . . expanded . . . and nothing seems to fit or look right. I’m still vain, and as much as I’m not that concerned about weight or dietting or the like, it still gets me down when I try on clothes and nothing fits.
I haven’t posted for a while and I probably should. Friday night was Nick Cave. Nick Cave was very, very cool. He’s still very skinny and energetic, and cool. The audience was not cool. The audience was full of jerks. Jerks really detract from one’s experience at a concert, and should therefore be BANNED. Oh, and Blixa wasn’t there. I was so glad they did the Weeping Song, but it’s not the same . . . . I am now intending to save my money and go to see Neubauten in Germany, even if I’m there for a day, before either I die, or they get too old. But first I have to pay rent, pay off our fridge (as of a surprise phone call on Sunday) and pay off the vacuum cleaner, and somewhere in between buy clothes. But I’ll still see Neubauten someday.
Eurovision was Sunday, and was great fun. I’m now sad I have to wait another 12 months before the next Eurovision. I don’t usually like hosting parties, but Eurovision was so much fun, even the preparation was fun!! Terry Wogan, however, is a git and should never do Eurovision again. Bring back Des Mangan. smegforbrains83 and evildoom_bunny attended, and we had costumes, drinks, drinking games, flags, score sheets, and an evil gherkin. Moldova and Norway were favourites, and Moldova had a grandma. The voting was tense, and evildoom_bunny got very tipsy (har har!) but Greece, for some reason, won. Fooey. I didn’t think she was that great at all, really.
Oh, and does anyone know why Italy doesn’t seem to participate in Eurovision? I haven’t seen them in any of the years I can remember, which makes me wonder if there’s a scandal or controversy behind it. Or maybe I’m just bored.
And the official results from our tally (All scores out of 10):
Best Performance: Moldova - 9.37
Worst Performance: Germany - 1.5 (Incidentally, Germany were the wooden spooners this year)
Best Songwriting: Moldova - 8.25
Worst Songwriting: Spain - 1.5
Tackiest: Greece - 8.12 (this was a tough category, there were many candidates, but somehow, the winner trumped them all!)
Least Tacky: Hungary - 3.25
Sluttiest: Cyprus - 8.5 (another tough contest)
Least Slutty: Tied Malta & Ukraine - 0.75
Go Grandma! (Moldova)
Norway’s Wig Wam - Don’t you just want to take these nice boys home to meet Mum? Actually, I think my Mum would love them, really!!