Read or Die.
Welcome to stillaworm@livejournal.com! Either someone really hates you, you took a left at the fork in the road (you should always go left, %99.9 of the time it's treasure) or you're hardup for some reading material. Either way, if you're going to read my eljay there are a few things you should know.
* What You Should Know *
#1. I can be downright vulgar and obscene at the best of times. I like to rant. A lot. If you can't handle cursing, lewd jokes and explicit sexual content, don't read on. I use LJ-Cuts and usually post if it's NSFW, but sometimes you'll load my page and there'll be something awkward on your screen.
#2. I hate organized religion, specifically Christianity and Catholicsm. I am not down with Jesus, have absolutely no intention of ever being so, and really don't give a shit if you are. If Jesus if your Homeboy, my journal is probably the wrong one to be reading.
#3. I like animals more than humans and spend most of my time with them. My pack is my life. If you don't like animals, stop right now and go somewhere else. Actually, if you don't like animals, don't even attempt communication with me because I won't like you.
#4. My camera is attached to my body and there is no way to remove it - I post photographs obsessively. I take pictures of everything!
#5. I'm weird. Not in the 'unique snowflake' way, but I do take a lot of medication and it's not unusual to be completely lost when reading an entry from me. Not a lot of people share my sense of humor, which can oftentimes be incredibly fucked up.
#6. I enjoy the English language. iF u TyPe liEk thiss wE proly WoNT be Frenz LOL!!1one.
* Filters *
Just let me know which one's you'd like to be on - or if you'd rather get kicked in the sack.
+ Sex Filter - This one is self explanatory.
+ Girly Girl Filter - If you also have breasts and enjoy reading detailed descriptions about menstrual discharge and sometimes even viewing photographs of it!, let me know!
+ Emo - Sometimes I like to feel sorry for myself. I won't be offended if you don't want to be on this filter, but I might write a song about it.
+ Heavy Shit - I do have a serious side (I swear. I do) and this is where you'll see it. Posts about family, personal life and the darker things. Not many people make this filter - don't cry about it if you don't.