crack!haiku

[stillaseeker]

Was just at the bookstore today. Saw this and laughed out loud. Scared various passing children.

One Hundred Great Books in Haiku by David Bader.
'Tis full of absolute jewels, jewels I tell you. Such as this little miettes des mots:

The Canterbury Tales

Pilgrimmes on spryng braekke - 
roadde trippe! Whoe farrted? Yiuw didde.
Noe, naught meae. Yaes, yiuw.