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stilladoctor

.001 - these waters smell fishy

Feb 10, 2010 23:06

[Uh... he's been reading over some of the recent stuff. And hates all of you ( Read more... )

this place is weird, lolcranky, being a zombie is uncool

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rayney_day February 11 2010, 06:31:37 UTC

Port (verb):
'To port', as in, "That port just totally kicked my ass - again."

Also referenced as 'that place with the vomit monsters' and 'sure do hope I get ported; my face sure does need getting ripped off'.

To port: To get royally fucked by the Admiral's poor sense of humour/navigational skills (delete as appropriate).

stilladoctor February 11 2010, 06:40:15 UTC

It's sounding more and more like another day at Torchwood every minute.

rayney_day February 11 2010, 06:43:55 UTC

D'you like getting fucked up the ass, Doc? 'Cause we got a whole lot of it around here! We sure do like getting fucked up the ass!

If you're lucky, it even happens literally and with a can opener!

Gotta' love those ports!

stilladoctor February 11 2010, 06:57:18 UTC

Jack Harkness is in charge of this thing isn't he?

rayney_day February 11 2010, 07:00:59 UTC

Funny you should mention that, actually...

stilladoctor February 11 2010, 07:11:38 UTC

Sorry?

rayney_day February 11 2010, 07:19:44 UTC

Him and a couple of others took over the ship, back when he was here.

stilladoctor February 11 2010, 07:23:58 UTC

...

I am not one bloody bit surprised.

rayney_day February 11 2010, 07:33:54 UTC

Didn't think you would be, somehow...

stilladoctor February 11 2010, 07:41:03 UTC

I just go from working for one insane moron with a death wish to another. Story of my life.

rayney_day February 11 2010, 07:48:09 UTC

Shit, son... We got a whole shipload of 'em.

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