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Basics
full name: Samuel Aberson
nick name: Sam
age: 30
birth date: January 19th [1979, but he's played against people set in so many different years, that fact is most often disregarded]
occupation: Civil law attorney
race: Caucasian
gender: Male
romantic orientation: Gay; perhaps technically bisexual, but he leans so much toward men it's simpler to just say gay.
relationship status: In a relationship with Abel Kingly.
hair color: Dark brown, NATURALLY CURLY
eye color: Bright blue
height: 5'11"
weight roughly 150lbs
is this accurate with your driver's license/id: Yes
use a fake id: Not anymore!
Spouse/Significant Other's Info
name: Abel Kingly
age: 29
occupation: Social worker
hometown: Las Vegas
siblings: One half-brother, Tucker Donovan.
dead or alive: Alive
sexuality: Gay
relationship with SO:
Definitely not bad. Sam and Abel agree on the big issues, but since the smaller, more mundane things are what come up in everyday matters more often, they clash more often than either would like. But Sam does honestly love Abel and tries hard to make things work.
Family
Mother's Info
name: Marie Hutchinson, previously Aberson
maiden name: Shipperson
age: 56
occupation: Housewife, presumably
hometown: Pasadena, MD
siblings: Three sisters
dead or alive: Alive
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with mother:
Sam doesn't talk to his mom. She calls maybe three or four times a year; he just grunts into the phone until she finally hangs up. A strong Catholic all her life, Marie was the driving force behind Sam going to Catholic school when he was younger. Then, when he was fourteen, she left her husband and child to run away with the parish's deacon. They later married; Sam has yet to forgive her.
Marie only knows her son is gay because Abel's a douche. Sam's phone rang, but he was stuck under the sink trying to be a man and fix the leak; Abel saw who it was, asked Sam if he wanted him to answer, then after receiving the go-ahead, answered it very professionally: "Sam Aberson's phone, this is Abel Kingly, his longtime boyfriend speaking; how may I help you?"
Maternal Grandparent('s) Info
name(s): Sophia and Lucas Shipperson
age(s): both in their mid 80's
occupation(s): retired; she was a housewife and he worked in the insurance business
hometown(s): Somewhere in Virginia
siblings(s): Lucas was one of five; Sophia had two older brothers
dead or alive: Both still alive
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with maternal gradparents:
Sam doesn't keep in touch with them.
Father's Info
name: Dennis Aberson, Jr.
age: 59
occupation: Lobbyist
hometown: Rochester, NY
siblings: None
dead or alive: Alive
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with father:
Sam and Dennis Jr. aren't on bad terms, but they've never been too close. Sam was obviously a twerp when he was a teenager, which was hard for his father to deal with all on his own, and the rift never fully healed. Sam came out to his dad when he was twenty-six; it was an awkward conversation, but Dennis was supportive enough and has welcomed Abel into their small family.
Paternal Grandparent('s) Info
name(s): Barbara and Dennis Aberson
age(s): Dennis died at 78; Barbara is now 81.
occupation(s): Barbara was a phone operator, Dennis a police officer.
hometown(s): Upperstate New York
siblings(s): Barbara has three brothers and a sister; Dennis had two brothers.
dead or alive: Dennis died seven years ago; Barbara is still alive.
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with paternal gradparents:
They always called on Sam's birthday and on Christmas, and his grandma is the only person who Sam sends a Christmas card to. While they've never been too close, Sam likes his grandma and thinks she's a smart, progressive lady.
Home Info
town/city/village name: Columbia
state/county/etc : Maryland
country: USA
size: 97,200 people
location Central Maryland
School
type of education: Law degree
High School
school name: St. Theodore of Tarsus Catholic High School
mascot: The Bishops
graduating class size: 900
favorite class: US History
least favorite class: Religious studies
University
school name: Penn State
mascot: Nittany Lion
graduating class size: roughly 7,000
favorite class: History 428: The Darwinian Revolution
least favorite class: English 201: What is Literature?
Graduate School
school name: Georgetown
mascot: Jack the Bulldog
graduating class size: roughly 400
favorite class: Wrongful Convictions
least favorite class: Street Law: Community
Home
house/apartment/other: Condo
laundry mat or laundry room: Laundry room; Sam likes to do his own laundry
dine in or dine out: A mix, but more often in
Career
how long have you worked there: Two years
who hired you: My boss. Duh.
do you enjoy it: When I get interesting cases; but even if I don't, there's at least something entertaining about it.
describe a day at work: Stroll in around nine thirty, work through emails and messages for the first few hours. Usually a short meeting at around eleven, then lunch. Work with clients throughout the afternoon, then spend four to six working the case on my own. Or, if we're in court, that's the day.
do you wear a uniform: No.
relationship with coworkers: We get along. I'm not out, which puts a strain on things, even if I'm the only one to know it.
Past Time
what kind of hobbies interest you: Video games, smoking
why: Because they're calming and I don't have to think too much
how long have you been doing it Video games since I was eight or so; smoking since fourteen or fifteen
can anyone do it: Probably
do you do it alone, or in a group: Both
if a group, how: Multiple controllers and/or joints.
Favorites
color: Dark blue
shape: Trapezoid
place: Couch
song: Depends; either one of Elvis's ballads or "99 Problems" by Jay-Z
band: Radiohead
picture: No idea.
outfit: No pants.
celebrity: Natalie Portman or Steven Colbert.
Really Random Questions
who is your role model? Jesus Christ.
ever been dancing caught in your underwear? Yes.
if so, to what song? Hell if I know; it's happened more than once, after all.
do you have an accent? Not that I know of.
know anyone famous? Me.
related to anyone famous? Me.
how many degrees from Keven Bacon? My boss's cousin went to a party with him once.
last concert attended? A long time ago.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
can you name five animals that start with z? Zebra. Zoo animal. Zombie.
What question did I forget to ask? Fuck if I know.
don't forget to share the love!
full name: Samuel Aberson
nick name: Sam
age: 30
birth date: January 19th [1979, but he's played against people set in so many different years, that fact is most often disregarded]
occupation: Civil law attorney
race: Caucasian
gender: Male
romantic orientation: Gay; perhaps technically bisexual, but he leans so much toward men it's simpler to just say gay.
relationship status: In a relationship with Abel Kingly.
hair color: Dark brown, NATURALLY CURLY
eye color: Bright blue
height: 5'11"
weight roughly 150lbs
is this accurate with your driver's license/id: Yes
use a fake id: Not anymore!
Spouse/Significant Other's Info
name: Abel Kingly
age: 29
occupation: Social worker
hometown: Las Vegas
siblings: One half-brother, Tucker Donovan.
dead or alive: Alive
sexuality: Gay
relationship with SO:
Definitely not bad. Sam and Abel agree on the big issues, but since the smaller, more mundane things are what come up in everyday matters more often, they clash more often than either would like. But Sam does honestly love Abel and tries hard to make things work.
Family
Mother's Info
name: Marie Hutchinson, previously Aberson
maiden name: Shipperson
age: 56
occupation: Housewife, presumably
hometown: Pasadena, MD
siblings: Three sisters
dead or alive: Alive
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with mother:
Sam doesn't talk to his mom. She calls maybe three or four times a year; he just grunts into the phone until she finally hangs up. A strong Catholic all her life, Marie was the driving force behind Sam going to Catholic school when he was younger. Then, when he was fourteen, she left her husband and child to run away with the parish's deacon. They later married; Sam has yet to forgive her.
Marie only knows her son is gay because Abel's a douche. Sam's phone rang, but he was stuck under the sink trying to be a man and fix the leak; Abel saw who it was, asked Sam if he wanted him to answer, then after receiving the go-ahead, answered it very professionally: "Sam Aberson's phone, this is Abel Kingly, his longtime boyfriend speaking; how may I help you?"
Maternal Grandparent('s) Info
name(s): Sophia and Lucas Shipperson
age(s): both in their mid 80's
occupation(s): retired; she was a housewife and he worked in the insurance business
hometown(s): Somewhere in Virginia
siblings(s): Lucas was one of five; Sophia had two older brothers
dead or alive: Both still alive
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with maternal gradparents:
Sam doesn't keep in touch with them.
Father's Info
name: Dennis Aberson, Jr.
age: 59
occupation: Lobbyist
hometown: Rochester, NY
siblings: None
dead or alive: Alive
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with father:
Sam and Dennis Jr. aren't on bad terms, but they've never been too close. Sam was obviously a twerp when he was a teenager, which was hard for his father to deal with all on his own, and the rift never fully healed. Sam came out to his dad when he was twenty-six; it was an awkward conversation, but Dennis was supportive enough and has welcomed Abel into their small family.
Paternal Grandparent('s) Info
name(s): Barbara and Dennis Aberson
age(s): Dennis died at 78; Barbara is now 81.
occupation(s): Barbara was a phone operator, Dennis a police officer.
hometown(s): Upperstate New York
siblings(s): Barbara has three brothers and a sister; Dennis had two brothers.
dead or alive: Dennis died seven years ago; Barbara is still alive.
sexuality: Straight, presumably
relationship with paternal gradparents:
They always called on Sam's birthday and on Christmas, and his grandma is the only person who Sam sends a Christmas card to. While they've never been too close, Sam likes his grandma and thinks she's a smart, progressive lady.
Home Info
town/city/village name: Columbia
state/county/etc : Maryland
country: USA
size: 97,200 people
location Central Maryland
School
type of education: Law degree
High School
school name: St. Theodore of Tarsus Catholic High School
mascot: The Bishops
graduating class size: 900
favorite class: US History
least favorite class: Religious studies
University
school name: Penn State
mascot: Nittany Lion
graduating class size: roughly 7,000
favorite class: History 428: The Darwinian Revolution
least favorite class: English 201: What is Literature?
Graduate School
school name: Georgetown
mascot: Jack the Bulldog
graduating class size: roughly 400
favorite class: Wrongful Convictions
least favorite class: Street Law: Community
Home
house/apartment/other: Condo
laundry mat or laundry room: Laundry room; Sam likes to do his own laundry
dine in or dine out: A mix, but more often in
Career
how long have you worked there: Two years
who hired you: My boss. Duh.
do you enjoy it: When I get interesting cases; but even if I don't, there's at least something entertaining about it.
describe a day at work: Stroll in around nine thirty, work through emails and messages for the first few hours. Usually a short meeting at around eleven, then lunch. Work with clients throughout the afternoon, then spend four to six working the case on my own. Or, if we're in court, that's the day.
do you wear a uniform: No.
relationship with coworkers: We get along. I'm not out, which puts a strain on things, even if I'm the only one to know it.
Past Time
what kind of hobbies interest you: Video games, smoking
why: Because they're calming and I don't have to think too much
how long have you been doing it Video games since I was eight or so; smoking since fourteen or fifteen
can anyone do it: Probably
do you do it alone, or in a group: Both
if a group, how: Multiple controllers and/or joints.
Favorites
color: Dark blue
shape: Trapezoid
place: Couch
song: Depends; either one of Elvis's ballads or "99 Problems" by Jay-Z
band: Radiohead
picture: No idea.
outfit: No pants.
celebrity: Natalie Portman or Steven Colbert.
Really Random Questions
who is your role model? Jesus Christ.
ever been dancing caught in your underwear? Yes.
if so, to what song? Hell if I know; it's happened more than once, after all.
do you have an accent? Not that I know of.
know anyone famous? Me.
related to anyone famous? Me.
how many degrees from Keven Bacon? My boss's cousin went to a party with him once.
last concert attended? A long time ago.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
can you name five animals that start with z? Zebra. Zoo animal. Zombie.
What question did I forget to ask? Fuck if I know.
don't forget to share the love!