113: Crossover Drabble (Buffy meets Discworld Death)
Title Cutting Remarks
Author Bruttimabuoni
Rating G
Word Count 100
Prompt 113 Scythe and Sarcasm
Characters/Pairing (if any) Buffy, Discworld DEATH
A/N: Not essential to know the crossover source, but you'll probably smile more if you do
I DON’T CALL THAT MUCH OF A SCYTHE, MISS SUMMERS.
‘Look, I don’t get why everyone’s so hung up on terminology with this thing. Giles says it’s an “unprecedentedly complex and advanced piece of weaponry despite its ancient provenance.” Anyway, we tried to combine axe-scythe-stake into one word, but it doesn’t work. “ASS” or “scyake”. Not good.
“But honestly? I don’t care what it’s called. It’s the best weapon we’ve got; kills vamps by the dozen. And its power... seriously, it’s changed the world. Mostly in a good way. It’s...truly awesome stuff.”
AH... BUT DOES IT CUT GRASS?
Author Bruttimabuoni
Rating G
Word Count 100
Prompt 113 Scythe and Sarcasm
Characters/Pairing (if any) Buffy, Discworld DEATH
A/N: Not essential to know the crossover source, but you'll probably smile more if you do
I DON’T CALL THAT MUCH OF A SCYTHE, MISS SUMMERS.
‘Look, I don’t get why everyone’s so hung up on terminology with this thing. Giles says it’s an “unprecedentedly complex and advanced piece of weaponry despite its ancient provenance.” Anyway, we tried to combine axe-scythe-stake into one word, but it doesn’t work. “ASS” or “scyake”. Not good.
“But honestly? I don’t care what it’s called. It’s the best weapon we’ve got; kills vamps by the dozen. And its power... seriously, it’s changed the world. Mostly in a good way. It’s...truly awesome stuff.”
AH... BUT DOES IT CUT GRASS?