Prompt 061: Shrimp-less
Title: Shrimp-less
Author: Redrikki
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 061 Crackfic
Characters: Olaf
Olaf did not awake in the land of the trolls. He awoke to the sound of hushed and frightened voices. “What is it?” “Is it dead?” “Don’t poke at it!” The voices said.
Ah, foolish townspeople, Olaf thought, soon I will pillage your homes and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters. Then he opened his eyes and saw the crowd of giant, talking fruit and knew there would be no merry sporting here.
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Olaf licked the juice from his fingers and tossed away the young peach’s pit. The fruit-children weren’t babies, but he was learning to adjust.
Author: Redrikki
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 061 Crackfic
Characters: Olaf
Olaf did not awake in the land of the trolls. He awoke to the sound of hushed and frightened voices. “What is it?” “Is it dead?” “Don’t poke at it!” The voices said.
Ah, foolish townspeople, Olaf thought, soon I will pillage your homes and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters. Then he opened his eyes and saw the crowd of giant, talking fruit and knew there would be no merry sporting here.
***
Olaf licked the juice from his fingers and tossed away the young peach’s pit. The fruit-children weren’t babies, but he was learning to adjust.