054 make-up fic - Plantus Interruptus
Title: Plantus Interruptus
Author: firefly_124
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 054 - crack pairing
Characters/Pairing (if any): Illyria/plant, Spike
The Green was intoxicating, soothing away the sounds of the vermin surrounding her. She brushed a leaf against her cheek. Cool. Sensual. This shell was incapable of perceiving the ecstasy this communion should bring. Still, it was soothing.
“There you are, Papa Smurf. C’mon. Time to get back to the lab.”
Releasing the leaf, she turned and flung the blond vampire through the wall.
“Have some respect!” she demanded. “Do I disturb you when you handle your genitals, calling out the names of women? I demand the same courtesy of you!”
His look of horror was nearly worth the interruption.
Author: firefly_124
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 054 - crack pairing
Characters/Pairing (if any): Illyria/plant, Spike
The Green was intoxicating, soothing away the sounds of the vermin surrounding her. She brushed a leaf against her cheek. Cool. Sensual. This shell was incapable of perceiving the ecstasy this communion should bring. Still, it was soothing.
“There you are, Papa Smurf. C’mon. Time to get back to the lab.”
Releasing the leaf, she turned and flung the blond vampire through the wall.
“Have some respect!” she demanded. “Do I disturb you when you handle your genitals, calling out the names of women? I demand the same courtesy of you!”
His look of horror was nearly worth the interruption.