014 drabble
I should be able to come up with something for this one, but for now, here's an old one:
Title: No More Buttmonkey
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 014 - Ready For Battle
Characters/Pairing (if any): Xander
No More Buttmonkey
He'd heard them snicker. Oh yes. So this wasn't the first time he'd vowed to never let the monster-of-the-week walk all over him again, but... this time, he'd show'em he meant it.
Stakes? Check.
Cross? Check.
Those six-pointed Shuriken Of David that Willow made? Check.
Fangproof Kevlar vest? Check.
Molotov cocktails? Check.
Baseball bat? Check.
Steel-enforced Doc Martens, British soccer fan style? Check.
Wayfarers to avoid eye contact with eurotrash vampires? Check.
Ten-gallon tank of holy water connected to Super Soaker™? Groovy.
Vampires beware, here comes Xander Harris.
As soon as he figures out how to walk with all this.
Title: No More Buttmonkey
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 014 - Ready For Battle
Characters/Pairing (if any): Xander
No More Buttmonkey
He'd heard them snicker. Oh yes. So this wasn't the first time he'd vowed to never let the monster-of-the-week walk all over him again, but... this time, he'd show'em he meant it.
Stakes? Check.
Cross? Check.
Those six-pointed Shuriken Of David that Willow made? Check.
Fangproof Kevlar vest? Check.
Molotov cocktails? Check.
Baseball bat? Check.
Steel-enforced Doc Martens, British soccer fan style? Check.
Wayfarers to avoid eye contact with eurotrash vampires? Check.
Ten-gallon tank of holy water connected to Super Soaker™? Groovy.
Vampires beware, here comes Xander Harris.
As soon as he figures out how to walk with all this.