CAN'T............. BREATHE!!!!!!
In an effort to accomplish my yearly resolution, I bought myself an elliptical machine (and put it together mostly by myself!!!! I'm ready for my penis now!!) to help me lose weight/get in shape. So I just did my first exercise... and lasted THREE MINUTES. SRSLY. THREE MINUTES. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO OUT OF SHAPE. I used to crank out 30+ minutes on one of those bad boys back when I had a gym membership. BAJESUS I have a looooooong way to go.