ok, i have a LOT to say--listen up, everyone!
Where do I start? Hmmmm...let's start with my ever so graceful entry into the second week of school. So I'm late to my first class Monday night because I don't know if you people have heard, but traffic in Atlanta is, shall we say....bad? Ok, so just as I get out of the car and start booking it to class, the bottom falls out of the sky and I'm soaked from head to toe. I get inside to the cold building and I am now able to cut diamonds. Every guy and his mom is loving this. After class, I opt to take the stairs down to the next floor....and i take one step and proceed to fall down them. No one helped me. It really, really hurt, in addition to taking off my toenail polish--that was the worst. I could barely walk after that, and I'm wearing a brace. I had to find a nice little corner to cry after it happened.
Next: So.....GAS. Holy shit. Ok, everyone freaked out for nothing, which I thought was true yesterday when traffic was backed up for miles from people waiting for pumps at every station, but the reason so many stations ran out was because stupid ass SUV drivers were filling up their private jets when they didn't even need gas!!!! Well guess what, soccer moms--I DID need gas and when I actually found time to get it last night, THERE WAS NONE!!!! I finally found a little country store at like 10:30 and waited in line behind about fifty other cars--excuse me--SUVs, while gas station attendants directed traffic! The world has officially come to an end--a fact I'm seeing more clearly as I hear about gas stations raising the prices to a record 7 bucks yesterday! Wow--I don't mean to offend anyone here who drives an SUV, but seriously, folks--I'm not even talking to you V6 SUV drivers--I'm talking to the ones who run on fuckin dieself fuel--actually--even the ones with V8s--what on earth could you possibly need a vehicle that large for? Are you planning on taking occasional drives up mountain sides? Participating in a demolition derby? Running over small children, perhaps? Honestly, unless your grocery store excursions include BUYING the entire produce section and storing it in your trunk, I really don't see the need to use forty-gallon tanks and take everyone else's gas. YOU ALL SUCK. sorry.
Next--New Orleans is gone. Is that not completely bizarre? I never even got to see it, and now it's drowned. All those historic buildings will never be able to be replaced. But much more important is all the people who have lost everything they have--including their loved ones. It's like our tsunami. Every time I hear the news and hear some poor person crying because their spouse or child just got ripped from their arms, I literally cry. Can you imagine? It's amazing to see how people react to widespread panic too, isn't it? The looting and what not. Honestly, if I lost everything and had no food, I'd take food and water too--but TVs? NO. That's just wrong. What they hell are they gonna do with it? Plug it in the outlet they don't have? Do they not realize that TVs don't just turn on without electricity? Anyway, when I get a little disposable income, I'm giving to disaster relief. I can't imagine anything worse.
Well, that's all, folks. Love you all. Go get gas before the world ends, because it's coming soon. NOT. Don't get gas unless you NEED it, people. The world's not ending, and there IS, in fact, gas. Ok. Bye.
Next: So.....GAS. Holy shit. Ok, everyone freaked out for nothing, which I thought was true yesterday when traffic was backed up for miles from people waiting for pumps at every station, but the reason so many stations ran out was because stupid ass SUV drivers were filling up their private jets when they didn't even need gas!!!! Well guess what, soccer moms--I DID need gas and when I actually found time to get it last night, THERE WAS NONE!!!! I finally found a little country store at like 10:30 and waited in line behind about fifty other cars--excuse me--SUVs, while gas station attendants directed traffic! The world has officially come to an end--a fact I'm seeing more clearly as I hear about gas stations raising the prices to a record 7 bucks yesterday! Wow--I don't mean to offend anyone here who drives an SUV, but seriously, folks--I'm not even talking to you V6 SUV drivers--I'm talking to the ones who run on fuckin dieself fuel--actually--even the ones with V8s--what on earth could you possibly need a vehicle that large for? Are you planning on taking occasional drives up mountain sides? Participating in a demolition derby? Running over small children, perhaps? Honestly, unless your grocery store excursions include BUYING the entire produce section and storing it in your trunk, I really don't see the need to use forty-gallon tanks and take everyone else's gas. YOU ALL SUCK. sorry.
Next--New Orleans is gone. Is that not completely bizarre? I never even got to see it, and now it's drowned. All those historic buildings will never be able to be replaced. But much more important is all the people who have lost everything they have--including their loved ones. It's like our tsunami. Every time I hear the news and hear some poor person crying because their spouse or child just got ripped from their arms, I literally cry. Can you imagine? It's amazing to see how people react to widespread panic too, isn't it? The looting and what not. Honestly, if I lost everything and had no food, I'd take food and water too--but TVs? NO. That's just wrong. What they hell are they gonna do with it? Plug it in the outlet they don't have? Do they not realize that TVs don't just turn on without electricity? Anyway, when I get a little disposable income, I'm giving to disaster relief. I can't imagine anything worse.
Well, that's all, folks. Love you all. Go get gas before the world ends, because it's coming soon. NOT. Don't get gas unless you NEED it, people. The world's not ending, and there IS, in fact, gas. Ok. Bye.