i wanna do bad things with you

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THIS IS A TRUE BLOOD REACTION POST



oh god fairies are we really doing this i guess we are. so they're evil? or at least some of them are?? oh god fairy war. are we really doing this? glitter bombs? really? okay??

ALSO donut get why grandpa stackhouse was necessary. it's not like that was some big mystery that needed to be tied up but now as I actually type this out I realize it was probably a macguffin to make Jason believe Sookie's fairy pipe dream so i d k

REALLY THE BABY IS 'ACTING LIKE A KILLER' REALLY

I love you Laffy but i don't care about this witch subplot

Beel i still don't care. oh you're king good for you idk

HOYT AND JESSICA ARE STILL PRECIOUS and pam and jessica still need to make out or have adventures or something plz

TARA CAGEFIGHTING

TARA MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL

TARA MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL IN THEIR UNDERWEAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

also, dat ending. ERIC THAT'S NOT OKAY. STOP GIVING ME RAPIST VIBES. THAT ENTIRE SCENE WAS SO CREEPY AND UNCOMFORTABLE AUGH AUGH AUGH

in short: still terrible. but lesbians.