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SO IDK. this is going to be very detailed and weird and whatnot so uh. just gonna warn you there.
SO AS IT HAS RECENTLY BECOME APPARENT ABOUT MY ... ODD MASTURBATION HABITS. spoiler: kitty doesn't really masturbate. she just rubs through her pants until she doesn't want to anymore. This works for me! That's basically how I've always done it. I've always been curious, of course, but there are several reasons I don't really. get far in trying.
I think the main one is that i honestly think genitalia is disgusting. I think most people do but I just jfkdslfa DO NOT LIKE TO TOUCH THERE IT'S ALL WET AND FLESHY AND GROSS AND WHEN I DO IT FEELS WEIRD OH GOD. This probably has something to do with the fact that neither of my parents talked to me about sex ever, until my father moved out and then mom kind of started but that was a year ago (i have a feeling this is because neither of them got laid for 10 years). OF COURSE I HAD THE INTERNET AND STUFF, and I honestly enjoy masturbating and thing everyone should do it but! If anyone caught me I would be fucking ASHAMED- which probably has to do with my father having a 100% Catholic approach towards all things womanly and yelling at me every time i mentioned vag things. WHICH I THINK IS KIND OF NORMAL but lol it made an impression.
SO IN SHORT: kitty like fapping. kitty hate vaginas. kitty can has stupid ass dilemma.
SO AS IT HAS RECENTLY BECOME APPARENT ABOUT MY ... ODD MASTURBATION HABITS. spoiler: kitty doesn't really masturbate. she just rubs through her pants until she doesn't want to anymore. This works for me! That's basically how I've always done it. I've always been curious, of course, but there are several reasons I don't really. get far in trying.
I think the main one is that i honestly think genitalia is disgusting. I think most people do but I just jfkdslfa DO NOT LIKE TO TOUCH THERE IT'S ALL WET AND FLESHY AND GROSS AND WHEN I DO IT FEELS WEIRD OH GOD. This probably has something to do with the fact that neither of my parents talked to me about sex ever, until my father moved out and then mom kind of started but that was a year ago (i have a feeling this is because neither of them got laid for 10 years). OF COURSE I HAD THE INTERNET AND STUFF, and I honestly enjoy masturbating and thing everyone should do it but! If anyone caught me I would be fucking ASHAMED- which probably has to do with my father having a 100% Catholic approach towards all things womanly and yelling at me every time i mentioned vag things. WHICH I THINK IS KIND OF NORMAL but lol it made an impression.
SO IN SHORT: kitty like fapping. kitty hate vaginas. kitty can has stupid ass dilemma.