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[stiff_kittens]

There are nights (last night) when people feel a impulse to do odd things. These are serial killer nights, beasty nights, full moon nights. Sometimes these people somehow find my phone number and leave voicemails like this-

Wooo Wooo Wooo, wolves are after you! Wolves wanna eat you! Wolves wanna make wool sweaters out of you!

What?!