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Jul 16, 2007 19:57

In other news, I am still alive.

I have, however, mutated into a magenta-colored elf that tastes faintly of goji berries with a pomegranate aftertaste. In addition to this, I have mustered up an army of 7 pixies which like to eat your eyes.

Approach me cautiously; I have developed poison dart syndrome and have been known to kill those who touch me without realizing it.
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