Dear Sara Rue,
I love you like you used to love cake, but if that much of your self esteem was tied up in your weight then there's a whole lot more wrong that just your waist size. You weren't even that fat to begin with. Instead of Jenny Craig maybe try a licensed therapist first. Your commercial is worrisome to say the least. Especially since you used to be so cool and indy, holding it down for the fat girls who wanted to kill Matt Dillon and sleep with Joaquin Phoenix. But I digress...