Dear Period, STOP
I just got a telegram from my period. It was very interesting:
I know you thought I was gone. STOP
Whore. STOP
Don't try to throw your cheap Tylenol at me. STOP
You should have stocked up on Midol. STOP
I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER. STOP
See what I did there? STOP
I'm back BIZNATCH! STOP
And I had to tip the courier. My period is a technophobe who also has a fancy for days gone by. I love and hate it in wildly disproportionate amounts.
I know you thought I was gone. STOP
Whore. STOP
Don't try to throw your cheap Tylenol at me. STOP
You should have stocked up on Midol. STOP
I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER. STOP
See what I did there? STOP
I'm back BIZNATCH! STOP
And I had to tip the courier. My period is a technophobe who also has a fancy for days gone by. I love and hate it in wildly disproportionate amounts.