Don't play frogger on the highway. Come on y'all, I know the flare for the dramatic is high, and as you know I appreciate that on several levels. But as a motorist who only looks at the road as a way of getting from point A to point B, and not to catch up on my stories,
KEEP YOUR DRAMA OFF THE HIGHWAY! Click to view
I would ran them over personally.
(shut up, you know I would have pulled over and tried to adopt them or some mess. PATRONIZE THIS! *grabs left tittie*)
ps. There's a really inappropriate joke in here concerning a Canadian Monk Seal, but it's a bit dated so I'll leave it alone. Ahem.