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HELLO!
it's been awhile since i actually have lots to say and lots to blog about (as compared to how more and more i have lots to say but nothing to blog about)
on tuesday night i met up with my lil boyfriend joel (who is sweeet sixteeen) and we had swensons because we were both too late for the movie..
oh! we had b&j before dinner
three cheers for weird eating patterns!
food tastes better like that;)
then we walked and i sweated and we walked and i sweated
murrrh..the heat just doesnt get to him!
he told me some secrets which i obviously am not going to blog about, being a loyal big girlfriend and wonderful confidante (heh), but trust me, they're juicyyyyyyyyy
on wed i reunited with my favourite a15 boys in the reading room where the silence of the sciencers is torturous
we talked about soccer and uh, gab was vulgar as usual ahhahahaha, especially after we ganged up on him and mocked him mercilessly about the songs in his mp3 player (vitamin c, anybody? nyehehehe!)
ps gab you know you love me so please dont hate me! ahahah
at 5 i met zar at coffee bean where we caught up (our lives are so interesting that we have to, at least once a week)
and she met my darling bala baby who joined us after choosing clothes for her anti-drug fashion show at zoukkk next wed!
GO SUPPORT! it's student-organised so they roped in friends to model!
then zar went off for seafood in east coast with her roooobiebaby and daniel kong joined bala and me!
both of them are SUPER SWEET i now have an EXCLUSIVE photo of them in my phone!
we crossed the road for thai food (my third time this week!) and they are just...oh, love.
yesterday sherlyn made me smile because she wanted to thank me for making her smile
but actually she really made my day! THANKS DEAR!
i had lunch with my mummy and then i had dinner with my mummy and my grandma (we the cool 3 generations, y0)
THEN i went for coffee with mr lam zhiloong who was SURPRISINGLY early, which made me about, 8 mins late.
ahah
so we were talking and uh, drinking and then i said "EH! LET'S GO TO GEYLANG!"
(history for the ignorant:
3 yrs ago zl myself and jed my ex went to geylang after trng because i insisted on seeing the hookers.
we had a yummy supper after that too and then i dragged them to walk one more round
both of them were scared to shits because the hookers were totally brazen and touchy
i was gaping in wonder until they said we had to go because some old bastards were leering at me
hahaha
that night was SUPER FUN
but wait for it, cos last night...was...
UNBEATABLE!
and you at stickydate are incredibly lucky because you are about to get a BLOW! BY! BLOW! :D)
zl stared at me and then slowly said "serious ah"
to which i stared back, "YEAH LA THEN...the only time i get to go see hookers is when i go with youuuuu"
which is true! because i wouldnt dare go otherwise..
zl is this big boulder who looks vaguely intimidating and knows his way around and can speak many dialects so he seems triad-ish and .:. inspires fear (i hope?) in any old bastards who would try to have their way with me in the lorongs of gaaaaaylangg
scene shift: geylang lorong 8
we make our first round..
opposite dalene hotel,
it's 10 pm and already the pavement is lined with girls..
but yuckyuckyuck..all cannot make it..if i stand next to them i will steal all their business...ahahah
then up ahead i spot men crowding around a table..
OMGOSH! IT'S PORN!!!
even though i detest porn and would NEVER WATCH IT, i was super curious as to what lame titles these triple-x movies would have..
so i rushed over and started sifting through the pile...
*I WAS BLINDED INSTANTANEOUSLY*
there are girls with their legs open wide and their breasts hanging out (ie they are BUTT NAKED) on the cover...
and i almost laughed cos across one of the girls' chest they printed her size (38E)
when i told zl later how degrading it was he said "ahahah if they do that to you, people will think it's your grades printed across your chest)
blooooody hell...hanging out with swimmers makes you very tolerant indeed
ahahah but off we went! continuing our journey..
we turned a corner and i realised that geylang is turning multiracial man!
this stretch was ALL FILIPINOS!
and some of them looked younger than me...
standard wear = CLEAVAGE BURSTING top that barely covers assets and too-short denim skirts that you wish covered more. oh and handbag for the sex-earned money and high high heels that sadly do nothing for some legs (im NOT being mean! just honest!)
okay then zl's friend came (apparently his family owns a lot of the geylang hotels) and we circled the area because i wanted to see the prostitutes that were only wearing a BRA and denim skirt+heels...
some of them had huge breasts but they just looked like they were teleported from some beach in indonesia...
not sexy at all...
alot of construction workers were loitering around them so my vision was kind of obstructed
hahaha then zl's friend wanted to go hme and sleep so he left zl and i at this supposedly very famous dimsum place where zl ordered quite alot..
even though i already felt like PUKING..
there was this plate of what looked like tiny chicken wings...i tried one and it was REALLY GOOD...
only later did the bugger tell me it was FROG LEGS!
whurrrhururr...
after HIS appetite was satiated, i wheedled him into bringing me into the SEX SHOP that i had seen when we were circling earlier..
it was called SECRET AFFAIR and apparently only those above 25 can go in
but whatever. hahaha i didnt bloody come all the way from sixth avenue on this excursion for nothing!!
it was a GROSS EXPERIENCE.
the size of some of the dildos was HORRIFIC
they had live size plastic dolls you could have anal sex with
and this indian dude was trying out some masturbating device with his FINGER
oh they also sold ashtrays, so zl busied himself admiring them
obviously they had a multitude of crotch thongs (that look like some homosexual circus act costume)
and whips, handcuffs..
i would have ventured further into the shop but i think zl was really freaked out..so yeah, we left..
shit man!
i have NEVER felt so DEFILED in my life!
i hope you dont think i am perverted treating a sex shop like those cute curio shops!
i really wanted to take a walk on the wild side..
and then thank God profusely that i was born normal.
haha
okay so down we went another lorong lined with terrace houses..
zl told me that the thai girls are inside.
they operate slightly differently, you go in and tell the receptionist (yes! there is a RECEPTIONIST COUNTER) what kind of girl you want "pretty; big boobs/ no boobs; no dick/ dick" then they will call for one of the girls and within 15 mins you can start banging...
there were alters outside almost all these houses and i asked zl "eh! isnt that kind of sacrileges, isnt prostitution a sin?"
and he said "ya but they are praying for good business...."
errps! talk about getting your priorities right in your life at night!
suddenly! we saw RIOT POLICE marching around doing checks...
so the next stretch of road was lonely with no girls..damnn!
spoil my eye-opening night out!
oh yeah, finally we came to the stretch we first walked..
and this time, i saw TWO REALLY PRETTY GIRLS!
one of them looked like zhang ziyi! another looked like some korean star...
zl agreed with me that they were really pretty so i asked him "if i wasnt here would you take them"
and he said "no. it's like eating the crumbs of the cake that 12093821032810 men have eaten before you"
he can be quite wise, sometimes.
ahahhahaha
okay my excursion ended just before midnight when he dropped me home cos he had an early golf game today..
we used to be really close when i was sec3 and he was 19 and he used to sign me out of school and then we'd go shopping...
ahahahahah
then we didnt talk for more than a year.
hm!
funny friendship we have
but i appreciate how he really looked after me last night..
always walked on the outer side of the road..
always shielding me from the banglas..
making sure i didnt spend too much time gaping in disbelief in that sex shop...
this morning i woke up at NOON!
then i summarised some history notes..
then i played "an jing" on the piano and now im waiting for my beloved cell mates to come!
im really psyched about tmrw night becauseee mandaaa darling and i have a NIGHT OUT at clarke quay!!
we're going to have dinner and drinks! but NO CLUBBING cos i hate clubbing!
i love mandaa!
:)
okay..and i know i've never been narcissistic,
but last night i kind of felt like it,
so here goes.
you know you love me
ps: it's great that i decided to wear my white cap because i pulled it down real low in geylang so i looked like a guy.. heh!!! loves this androgny;)
on hindsight, even my shirt was appropriate!!!
FCUK DOWN UNDER!
wahhahahahahaahahahahahahah
man, i had so much fun last night...
such an eye opener..better than any bloody gp lesson i've ever had!
and i want EVERYONE who reads this entry to MARGUERITA me and tell me how i have coloured their day with my colourful account (ahaha! i couldnt resist!)
hey, this riveting enthrallment aint free, buddies! =p
bye guys God bless much love!
xoxo,
lise!
HELLO!
it's been awhile since i actually have lots to say and lots to blog about (as compared to how more and more i have lots to say but nothing to blog about)
on tuesday night i met up with my lil boyfriend joel (who is sweeet sixteeen) and we had swensons because we were both too late for the movie..
oh! we had b&j before dinner
three cheers for weird eating patterns!
food tastes better like that;)
then we walked and i sweated and we walked and i sweated
murrrh..the heat just doesnt get to him!
he told me some secrets which i obviously am not going to blog about, being a loyal big girlfriend and wonderful confidante (heh), but trust me, they're juicyyyyyyyyy
on wed i reunited with my favourite a15 boys in the reading room where the silence of the sciencers is torturous
we talked about soccer and uh, gab was vulgar as usual ahhahahaha, especially after we ganged up on him and mocked him mercilessly about the songs in his mp3 player (vitamin c, anybody? nyehehehe!)
ps gab you know you love me so please dont hate me! ahahah
at 5 i met zar at coffee bean where we caught up (our lives are so interesting that we have to, at least once a week)
and she met my darling bala baby who joined us after choosing clothes for her anti-drug fashion show at zoukkk next wed!
GO SUPPORT! it's student-organised so they roped in friends to model!
then zar went off for seafood in east coast with her roooobiebaby and daniel kong joined bala and me!
both of them are SUPER SWEET i now have an EXCLUSIVE photo of them in my phone!
we crossed the road for thai food (my third time this week!) and they are just...oh, love.
yesterday sherlyn made me smile because she wanted to thank me for making her smile
but actually she really made my day! THANKS DEAR!
i had lunch with my mummy and then i had dinner with my mummy and my grandma (we the cool 3 generations, y0)
THEN i went for coffee with mr lam zhiloong who was SURPRISINGLY early, which made me about, 8 mins late.
ahah
so we were talking and uh, drinking and then i said "EH! LET'S GO TO GEYLANG!"
(history for the ignorant:
3 yrs ago zl myself and jed my ex went to geylang after trng because i insisted on seeing the hookers.
we had a yummy supper after that too and then i dragged them to walk one more round
both of them were scared to shits because the hookers were totally brazen and touchy
i was gaping in wonder until they said we had to go because some old bastards were leering at me
hahaha
that night was SUPER FUN
but wait for it, cos last night...was...
UNBEATABLE!
and you at stickydate are incredibly lucky because you are about to get a BLOW! BY! BLOW! :D)
zl stared at me and then slowly said "serious ah"
to which i stared back, "YEAH LA THEN...the only time i get to go see hookers is when i go with youuuuu"
which is true! because i wouldnt dare go otherwise..
zl is this big boulder who looks vaguely intimidating and knows his way around and can speak many dialects so he seems triad-ish and .:. inspires fear (i hope?) in any old bastards who would try to have their way with me in the lorongs of gaaaaaylangg
scene shift: geylang lorong 8
we make our first round..
opposite dalene hotel,
it's 10 pm and already the pavement is lined with girls..
but yuckyuckyuck..all cannot make it..if i stand next to them i will steal all their business...ahahah
then up ahead i spot men crowding around a table..
OMGOSH! IT'S PORN!!!
even though i detest porn and would NEVER WATCH IT, i was super curious as to what lame titles these triple-x movies would have..
so i rushed over and started sifting through the pile...
*I WAS BLINDED INSTANTANEOUSLY*
there are girls with their legs open wide and their breasts hanging out (ie they are BUTT NAKED) on the cover...
and i almost laughed cos across one of the girls' chest they printed her size (38E)
when i told zl later how degrading it was he said "ahahah if they do that to you, people will think it's your grades printed across your chest)
blooooody hell...hanging out with swimmers makes you very tolerant indeed
ahahah but off we went! continuing our journey..
we turned a corner and i realised that geylang is turning multiracial man!
this stretch was ALL FILIPINOS!
and some of them looked younger than me...
standard wear = CLEAVAGE BURSTING top that barely covers assets and too-short denim skirts that you wish covered more. oh and handbag for the sex-earned money and high high heels that sadly do nothing for some legs (im NOT being mean! just honest!)
okay then zl's friend came (apparently his family owns a lot of the geylang hotels) and we circled the area because i wanted to see the prostitutes that were only wearing a BRA and denim skirt+heels...
some of them had huge breasts but they just looked like they were teleported from some beach in indonesia...
not sexy at all...
alot of construction workers were loitering around them so my vision was kind of obstructed
hahaha then zl's friend wanted to go hme and sleep so he left zl and i at this supposedly very famous dimsum place where zl ordered quite alot..
even though i already felt like PUKING..
there was this plate of what looked like tiny chicken wings...i tried one and it was REALLY GOOD...
only later did the bugger tell me it was FROG LEGS!
whurrrhururr...
after HIS appetite was satiated, i wheedled him into bringing me into the SEX SHOP that i had seen when we were circling earlier..
it was called SECRET AFFAIR and apparently only those above 25 can go in
but whatever. hahaha i didnt bloody come all the way from sixth avenue on this excursion for nothing!!
it was a GROSS EXPERIENCE.
the size of some of the dildos was HORRIFIC
they had live size plastic dolls you could have anal sex with
and this indian dude was trying out some masturbating device with his FINGER
oh they also sold ashtrays, so zl busied himself admiring them
obviously they had a multitude of crotch thongs (that look like some homosexual circus act costume)
and whips, handcuffs..
i would have ventured further into the shop but i think zl was really freaked out..so yeah, we left..
shit man!
i have NEVER felt so DEFILED in my life!
i hope you dont think i am perverted treating a sex shop like those cute curio shops!
i really wanted to take a walk on the wild side..
and then thank God profusely that i was born normal.
haha
okay so down we went another lorong lined with terrace houses..
zl told me that the thai girls are inside.
they operate slightly differently, you go in and tell the receptionist (yes! there is a RECEPTIONIST COUNTER) what kind of girl you want "pretty; big boobs/ no boobs; no dick/ dick" then they will call for one of the girls and within 15 mins you can start banging...
there were alters outside almost all these houses and i asked zl "eh! isnt that kind of sacrileges, isnt prostitution a sin?"
and he said "ya but they are praying for good business...."
errps! talk about getting your priorities right in your life at night!
suddenly! we saw RIOT POLICE marching around doing checks...
so the next stretch of road was lonely with no girls..damnn!
spoil my eye-opening night out!
oh yeah, finally we came to the stretch we first walked..
and this time, i saw TWO REALLY PRETTY GIRLS!
one of them looked like zhang ziyi! another looked like some korean star...
zl agreed with me that they were really pretty so i asked him "if i wasnt here would you take them"
and he said "no. it's like eating the crumbs of the cake that 12093821032810 men have eaten before you"
he can be quite wise, sometimes.
ahahhahaha
okay my excursion ended just before midnight when he dropped me home cos he had an early golf game today..
we used to be really close when i was sec3 and he was 19 and he used to sign me out of school and then we'd go shopping...
ahahahahah
then we didnt talk for more than a year.
hm!
funny friendship we have
but i appreciate how he really looked after me last night..
always walked on the outer side of the road..
always shielding me from the banglas..
making sure i didnt spend too much time gaping in disbelief in that sex shop...
this morning i woke up at NOON!
then i summarised some history notes..
then i played "an jing" on the piano and now im waiting for my beloved cell mates to come!
im really psyched about tmrw night becauseee mandaaa darling and i have a NIGHT OUT at clarke quay!!
we're going to have dinner and drinks! but NO CLUBBING cos i hate clubbing!
i love mandaa!
:)
okay..and i know i've never been narcissistic,
but last night i kind of felt like it,
so here goes.
you know you love me
ps: it's great that i decided to wear my white cap because i pulled it down real low in geylang so i looked like a guy.. heh!!! loves this androgny;)
on hindsight, even my shirt was appropriate!!!
FCUK DOWN UNDER!
wahhahahahahaahahahahahahah
man, i had so much fun last night...
such an eye opener..better than any bloody gp lesson i've ever had!
and i want EVERYONE who reads this entry to MARGUERITA me and tell me how i have coloured their day with my colourful account (ahaha! i couldnt resist!)
hey, this riveting enthrallment aint free, buddies! =p
bye guys God bless much love!
xoxo,
lise!