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I'm back with the stickyness. And the sweetness. I'd kinda like to drop the 311 from my username but I'm lazy and can't remember if that's possible. Anyway.
So one of my coworkers brought in this catalouge of girly items and items for lovers, if you know what I mean. I was looking at it... the creams, lotions, smelly things weren't scary. But that was the first half of the booklet. The second half was something scary. I am telling you, dildos and vibrators out the wazoo.
Now I'm a girl... I should be totally interested and not at all frightened right? Well IT WAS SCARY!!! There was the "krystal wabbit" the "pink teaser"... all kinds of creepy names.
So here's the point - how do I get a job naming dildos? For real though. Or if not that then how do I get a job where I could write the captions in the catalogue?
