were you like this?
when i was younger i thought quite differently. like, black people with british accents were just too funny, there was no such thing as italian jews, animals never die, and if you use a portapotty it is guaranteed that a slimy poop covered hand will reach out and pull you into the murky port-a-jon world, ass first.
yep. up until some point in elementary school, all of these things were true as far as i was concerned. what else was there that i believed?
at night, the shady, tree filled area in my yard was safe, but the side that's wide open was where freddy kruger lurked... waiting for me.
also, it's okay to put bunny rabbits in the mailbox - they like it.
[i got that pic off mybunnies.com hah!]
vegetables suck and no matter what your mom says, hair on your knuckles and/or chest is not a good thing.
she was right about one thing though - if you fall on your tuckus, you WILL get a large crack right down the middle. i have proof!
This guy must have fallen real hard!
roller skating in circles with one skate on (while listening to your reba mcintire tape collection) is way cooler than the traditional way. so is spending your free time in laundry baskets and kitchen cabinets.
all old people have fake teeth and fart alot. sometimes they shart and their teeth fall out due to the inital surprise of sharting. although at the time was not familiar with the term 'shart.'
[HAHAHAHAHA I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE!]
if you pick your nose and wipe the boogers on the wall next to your bed it's totally ok - nobody will ever notice.
sometimes ken rapes and beats barbie. of course, the only solution is to give barbie a full body cast. then proceed to create barbie & friend's version of Les Miserables.
yep. things were different then__ _ _ _