Gobble Gobble
Things I learned this weekend:
- Laotians don't know how to celebrate Thxgiving properly; Buddah does not approve.
- Porsches On The Autobahn went over my speed limit.
- Hip Hop Kids who wear Chinchilla fur coats from NYC who vacation at their parent's condo in Killington likes AzN men...who knew? Pickle Barrel!
- It's difficult to flirt with girls when you've introduce yourself with three different names to the same person at the same club.
- 24 degrees f is actually not that cold when you're drunk at 4:30 am.
- Roofies don't mix well with Fresca, OJ and Grey Goose.
- Never bet on a Queen/Jack pair flop when you have to go all-in on a raise, especially when the river is an Ace.
- If you have to go the ATM for more money to gamble, you should quit while you're ahead.
- Hefeweizen batter buttered pancakes are damn good the next morning when you've only slept for three hours.
- The girls at the Hooters in Manchester, NH do not wear rollerskates.
- Don't order the Gumbo there either because it looks the same when it comes out of your body as when it's served to you in a bowl...