Video • Rude Awakening

[stickinmypants]

[When the Dreamberry clicks on, it's to the sound of cursing]

...the fuck?

[The bedclothes are being ripped back as Gokudera clambers out of bed. He rushes across the room, throws open the door to the bathroom, and switches on the light. Off the screen, there's some shuffling as his shirt is removed, then a relieved bark of laughter, which continues

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[samagawaru]

...

[That was truly unexpected. How could something who had been a male all of his life, suddenly not be sure? Then again, he could be like Chizuru who was trying to pose as a boy even though it was clear she was a girl.]

Oh. Were you a girl once, Gokudera-kun?

[Still, very confused.]

[stickinmypants]

[Are you mocking him, asshole? The worst timing ever]

NO, you idiot! [Snarls]

Do I look like a fucking girl to you?

[samagawaru]

No.

[He quickly said.

But it was understandable of people thought he was. Gokudera did have a smaller body than most men. If he didn't have such a manly voice, he would have completely mistaken him for being a girl.]

No you don't.

[He said quickly after snapping from his train of thought.]

[stickinmypants]

[Good move, internalizing that]

Tch. [Still irritable, exhales smoke]

[ootorospring]

Were you... ever confused about it?

[stickinmypants]

Tch! Hell no.

[ootorospring]

Then why the announcement?

[stickinmypants]

...you didn't see the dream?

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[27hyperdyingwil]

Well that's good to hear Gokudera-kun. [Tsuna always assumed you were boy, so he's not sure where this is coming from. But whatever. He felt like he needed to say something.]

Video 1/?

[stickinmypants]

[TENTH!]

Video 2/?

[stickinmypants]

[Oh my God.

[Oh my God.

[OH MY GOD]

Video 3/?

[stickinmypants]

[The Tenth saw the dream.

[FUCK.

[He saw Gokudera as a girl and there's no way to go back on something mortifying like that.

[OH GOD, HE'S NOT FIT TO BE THE RIGHT HAND]

[handfulmagica]

[... What. Sayaka pretty much drops the slice of toast that she was about to bite into. It's too early for your shit, Gokudera.]

Why? Were you a girl before, Wrinkles?

[stickinmypants]

[Never too early for this face! Rise and shine]

Like hell!

That was the worst NIGHTMARE of my LIFE!

[handfulmagica]

[... Really now. Sayaka manages to recover from that morning shock and is now chewing on her toast thoughtfully.]

I'm pretty sure it would be scary! I mean, you'd be a really ugly girl.

[stickinmypants]

Screw you! [Why is he so OFFENDED by this? He doesn't want to even think about being a girl, but still - being accused of making an ugly girl by this girl just rubs Gokudera the wrong way doesn't everything?]

Like you're so much to look at! Tch.

[stickinmypants]

Tch!

I'm clarifying before anyone gets any stupid ideas! [Irritated exhale of smoke toward the screen]

[stickinmypants]

It was just a stupid dream, got it?

I'm setting the record straight! I'm not one of those idiots who wakes up in the wrong body. I don't even see how you swipe a card in your sleep, tch.