Nigerian Prince, meet the Dewsbury dressmaker

Mar 18, 2022 12:09


Today we received a spam email on our business account that caught my imagination. It seems a young English lady is in desperate straits. She must be legally married in order to claim her late father's fortune. Mayest thou, a single gentleman with a willingness to engage in a bit of harmless trickery, come to her timely aid?

Hello Dear,

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teddyradiator March 18 2022, 20:15:15 UTC

This is begging to be written, but it would have to be Severus posing as the dressmaker.

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madeleone March 19 2022, 01:38:26 UTC
Teddy, you should write it! I'd read it for sure.

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reynardo March 19 2022, 02:11:41 UTC
Oh I agree thoroughly. An old family fortune, and a condition that was put on the inheritances in the 1800s and that no-one has thought to update since.

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stgulik March 19 2022, 16:10:47 UTC
Yes, this exactly! I feel like I read a HGSS along these lines!

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beffeysue March 19 2022, 06:51:51 UTC
Teddy, darling, you absolutely have to write this... Please, I'm begging you 😂🤣

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