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[stfumalfoy]

MOMO MOMO HE'S THE MAN
IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM
NO ONE CAN!! ♥

♥♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥

T - 3 L - 0

R - 4 O - 4

U - 0 V - 0

E - 2 E - 2

96%

WE WERE DESTINED.
MOMO IS THE ONE.
WHEN I'M WEAK.
I DRAW STRENGTH FROM HIM.

♥♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥

OH MOMO.

Comments

[slobberymongrel]

..You're taking this poof thing far too seriously, Potterling.

Put down the pink HTML and step away slowly.

[stfumalfoy]

Tell me your best jinx.

[slobberymongrel]

Make his bits perpetually, EXPLOSIVELY drip oatmeal. Ientaculum abeo tail.

[stfumalfoy]

That sounds properly uncomfortable. Thank you.

[slobberymongrel]

Its a flick-swish-counter clockwise turn. Cheers, Potterling. Make bad choices! Do us proud!

...Maybe this is why Orihime says Im a bad influence.

[stfumalfoy]

I'll be sure to try it out.

You are.

[slobberymongrel]

If that fails to amuse, hexing his nipples into psychedelic jellyfish is always a good time.

WHAT?? I AM BLOODY WELL NOT YOU WHELP. AFTER ALL THE YEARS IVE FUCKING WELL LOOKED AFTER YOU, LET MY FIGURE GO TO ROT, TOLERATED YOUR LACK THEREOF OF HANDSOME FEATURES.

[bakaviper_killa]

CUT IT OUT!

[slobberymongrel]

Cut what out?

[bakaviper_killa]

He's throwing your retarded hexes at me!

It's not cool!

[slobberymongrel]

Watch your arse on this next one, then. Literally.

Im just SUGGESTING, you know. Its his choice.

[bakaviper_killa]

Arse? AHAHAHAHA. Arse. Arsearsearse! My word of the day.

But he's mad..or something like it! So you know he's going to try!

[stfumalfoy]

HAHAHAHA You're insane. I love it.

I never said being a bad influence is a bad thing, though!

[slobberymongrel]

If you're awfully good at charms, you can make his bum sing "My Clementine" every time he says any word containing a vowel.

YOU IMPLIED IT.

[stfumalfoy]

...Excellent.

BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

[slobberymongrel]

You're welcome, lad. Use them well.

YOU DID MEAN IT. IM A FAILURE OF A GODFATHER AND STAND-IN BROTHER FIGURE.