Yeah, so, who's the cocksucker who dragged me here? Not that I'm complaining--being dismembered was fucking lame motherfucking leaf-nin, but dude, what... what the fuck am I wearing? And where the hell's my pike?
No, but there's really no use in cursing in every sentence, is there?
Are you sure about that? You wouldn't mind being naked in public? They may be womanly, but I don't get how they can be ugly-- they're too plain to be anything.
It's interesting because your vulgarity defines who you are for me-- I'll be able to identify you by your use of profanities. What's your name, by the way?
Ah, the zombie. Shouldn't you be in a hole somewhere? How was that, by the way? I can't even imagine how it would feel like to be stuck in the ground without the ability to move.
I guess you don't need a reason-- but it makes your words sound a little weak, in my opinion.
Ugh, I'm not a fucking zombie. And yeah, what's it to you? *blinks* ... uh. It sucked? A lot. I mean, it was boring and shit. *and lonely, but he's too macho to admit it*
And what you're wearing is a toga, though I've also heard it been called a sheet or a dress.
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... a dress? Ugh, fucking weak. I'd rather go naked, man.
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Naked?You don't like it? It's rather comfortable, I think.
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'Sbetter than this. They're ugly. And womanly.
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Are you sure about that? You wouldn't mind being naked in public? They may be womanly, but I don't get how they can be ugly-- they're too plain to be anything.
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Dude, no, I'm not a fucking prude about it. No, I'm pretty damn sure they're ugly.
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Well, that's good. Why do you think they're ugly?
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Seriously, because they... are?
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Now, that's not a very good reason. D:
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Yeah, it is. Anyway, I don't need a fucking reason. >/
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Ah, the zombie. Shouldn't you be in a hole somewhere? How was that, by the way? I can't even imagine how it would feel like to be stuck in the ground without the ability to move.
I guess you don't need a reason-- but it makes your words sound a little weak, in my opinion.
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Ugh, I'm not a fucking zombie. And yeah, what's it to you? *blinks* ... uh. It sucked? A lot. I mean, it was boring and shit. *and lonely, but he's too macho to admit it*
Then it's lucky that I don't care, hm~?
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Well, you're right, actually. You're not dead, so you can't be a zombie. You just can't die. What does that make you, then? The Invincible Man?
I'm sorry... what did you do to entertain yourself? I hope I'm not being annoying with my questions-- I'm just curious.
Yes, it is, and I respect the fact that you don't care. C:
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At least someone fucking understands that I'm not a-- wait, man, that's just as bad.
Tch, whatever, it doesn't matter. Mostly, I prayed and tried to piss off those fucking deer.
... okay, good.
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Invincible Man is bad? What do you think you are, then? Hmm... this is very confusing...
Prayed? I've heard that you were-- are religious. What religion are you, if you don't mind me asking?
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It's cheesy, so, yeah, it's pretty fucking bad. I just go with immortal. Pretty much sums it up, yeah?
Don't care. *shrugs* Who'd you hear it from, that pussy with the pineapple head? Anyway, I practice Jashin.
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