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[stfuandstfd]

((Sometime after his ~*~manly~*~ whatever with Kank, Hidan went into labor. And um, yeah. daddy!Hidan oh god.))

... yeah, so, this morning I woke up in a pool of my own blood-- fucking passed out last night after I sliced into my stomach, which actually isn't too fucking weird, except that I fucking pulled out a CAT. This is so fucked up. Ugh.

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[deadlycutie]

((and since I'm ridiculously late <3 this is before the Friday night fiasco <3 )

Oh you have one too? *that would be a voice and not through journal--because her cat keeps running around and messing with everythiiing..so she found him for once* -currently trying to hold hers but it's squirming and tearing it's claws into her shoulder as it hops off*

[stfuandstfd]

Fuck, did everyone give birth to one of these? *raises an eyebrow at them, his own cat poking out calmly of one of his cloak's large pockets*

diffaccountbutme <3

[theirprotector]

Well some actually gave birth to pandas --looks at him- metabolism kick in? *also looking smaller thanks to running all over the hotel chasing this rascal that..has traveled over to Hidan and is trying to paw at his kitten*

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[stfuandstfd]

... pandas? Ew, those aren't even-- ew. *was going to say cute, but well, he's Hidan and he doesn't say or think that shit* And yeah, most of the weight's gone, but my stomach's not as toned as it fucking used to be-- oi, what the fuck is your cat doing? *finally notices Sakura's kitten after his attempts to crawl out, gingerly taking his kitten out and clutching her protectively to his chest*

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[theirprotector]

-knew he was going to say sooomethiing~* Aren't even? *scoops her kitten up just before Hidan says something, the little fuzzy yellow thing purring loudly, looking up to her all cutely* ..I guess he's curious, is yours a girl or boy?

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[stfuandstfd]

*he just can't keep his mouth shut :3* They're just fucking weird looking. *watches them suspiciously anyway, he's protectively idly stroking the kitten's fur* ... it's a girl. *said somewhat sheepishly/hesitantly*

lmao Sakura is going to have NO christmas spirit with her kitten gone D:

[theirprotector]

*It's Hidan--that's like saying avalanches don't occur by yelling* Prejudice against Pandas now? -teasing a little- *and hers..hers is giving that innocent purr as it carefully claws it's way up her shoulder- ..-since the claws aren't to bad-doesn't notice it, the little thing licking her cheek- ..*surprised* a girl..--oh he's right to be sheepish because thats a smirk from her- I see..*suddenly feels her cheek bitten..jrk--lightly bats the back of her kitens head- how many times have I told you not to bite my face *and there it scampers off* -rubs where she was bit- yours seems more calm

Who can blame her? :x at least she isn't being blackmailed into it

[stfuandstfd]

It's not a prejudice if it's fucking deserved. Seriously, they're all... blobby. *snorts-- dares her to say something about the girl thing* *snickers lightly as she's scratched, holding his own kitten back as she tries to sneak into his cloak with a quiet mew* Yeah, that's only 'cause she'd done with drawing blood. *carefully pulls his sleeve up while keeping a firm hold on his cat, showing scratched up wrists and looking almost proud wtf*

So I'm going to give her some fun before she goes into BA HUMBUG mode xD

[theirprotector]

So you're just prejudice against fat animals? *oh damn, why did have to dare --* Sounds like she takes after her daddy-light grin, but oh damn NOW where did hers get to...and there he is batting at your kitten's tail- ..he just bites, a lot *notices the proud look, but shows her simular hand--no claw marks really just teeth marks teeth marks..*

Nnngh, fell asleep last night D:

[stfuandstfd]

... yeah, pretty much. *eh, might as well be honest-- he's shallow* ... daddy? *blanches as he tries to move his kitten away from yours despite her resisting, becoming more determined when you mention the biting and show the teeth marks* Oi, yours better not pull that with mine...!

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[theirprotector]

-curious expression- Why?

*snickers softly at that blanche, but at his mention of...that would be her kitten biting your kitten's tail, and attemtping to leap up and tackle her*

Re: Well I did too xD

[stfuandstfd]

*frowns* ... because...? Fuck, I don't know.

OI! *his lets out a surprised hiss, fighting to get out of Hidan's arms, and gracefully lands on the floor, then meetis yours halfway :o*

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[theirprotector]

-snerks softly at his lack of reasons- right, right no fat animals they take up the couch space -hers, her doesn't even his back just gets closer to yours ..lowering a little to the floor all sneaky like-

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[stfuandstfd]

*rolls eyes* ... oh, got it. They don't fit into my cloak. *nod nod*

*his arches her back, fur rising, and hisses*

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[theirprotector]

*light grin* because you like them small and sweet -teeease, totally amused he had a girl yeeep-

*does hers take that as a warning? noope--he goes for the pounce, half on half off her--nipping hard at her ear-

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[stfuandstfd]

*raises an eyebrow, unimpressed(read: embarrassed) with her teasing* Oi, I never fucking said that. I just like them compact.

*his kitten lets out an angry screech aaaaaaaaaaaand the claws come out ♥* *makes a move to stop it, but decides to intervene later-- it can be a learning experience for her*