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[stfuandstfd]

((bored as hell. posting again. shoot me :x))

Ugh, I had to go to the fucking kitchen all by my fucking self thanks to a certain totally useless and lazy insensitve prick who's gonna be fucking pissing out a tube pretty soon. And I was thinking of doing something nice for him in return, too, fucking asshole.

... you know, despite the burning need to

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[goodboy_tobi]

Would Hidan-kun like some of Tobi's prune juice? :D

[stfuandstfd]

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yes

[goodboy_tobi]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥!! *hands him a glass, almost filled to the brim*

[stfuandstfd]

... *gives him a look over his enthusiasm, taking the glass gingerly, and sighs* ... Thanks.

[threadsofevil]

Gross.

[stfuandstfd]

Nobody asked you.

[threadsofevil]

It's still disgusting.

[stfuandstfd]

You're disgusting.

[threadsofevil]

As are you.

[stfuandstfd]

... am not! *... feeling fat again*

[threadsofevil]

You're pregnant and you're a man-- that's the epitome of disgusting. *d-doesn't really mean it ;__;*

[stfuandstfd]

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*waivers slightly* It's... it's not my fucking fault! *has taken too much abuse and fat comments for one day-- not good for his out of control hormones ;___;*

((lawls he's doesn't even have much of a baby bump-- Hidan's self-esteem is hilariously delicate atm *______*))

[threadsofevil]

Mn. *GUILTGUILT*

((i-it's cute ;____; and Kakuzu doesn't know how to act xD))

[stfuandstfd]

*looks thoroughly pathetic and sad THANKS* A-asshole. I'll fucking cut you open with this can opener. *doesn't seem all that into the threat*

((Well~ being mean just makes him emotional, but nice!Kakuzu at this point'll just make him freak out and punch him and say that he knew Kakuzu wanted to rape him. Kakuzu can't win either way D:

[threadsofevil]

I doubt that you could.

((Kakuzu would probably just tie Hidan up again and then leave him xDD but yeah, poor them! D: I-It'll get better in a few days though, right?))

[stfuandstfd]

Fine-- I'll savor the dumb look on your face when I'm fucking cutting you up~

((... and risk the unending bitching later? xD Right! Hormones are supposed to calm down by the third trimester, I think? Eventually he'll be slightly less homicidal @_@))