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[stfuandstfd]

((bored as hell. posting again. shoot me :x))

Ugh, I had to go to the fucking kitchen all by my fucking self thanks to a certain totally useless and lazy insensitve prick who's gonna be fucking pissing out a tube pretty soon. And I was thinking of doing something nice for him in return, too, fucking asshole.

... you know, despite the burning need to

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[uh_yourmom]

Do you have a can opener?

[woopsyouredead]

Don't ask him for a sharp object he'll take your balls off with it! >:\

[stfuandstfd]

Only a little.

[uh_yourmom]

Tch. Like you could.

[stfuandstfd]

It'd be a fucking piece of cake.

[uh_yourmom]

Waddle your ass over here and try it. >( I dare you.

[stfuandstfd]

You really want to lose your balls that badly? Fine.

[uh_yourmom]

I'd say the same for you, but I doubt you have any.

[stfuandstfd]

Heh, that's some tough shit coming from some guy who's got his fucking babysitter watching.

[uh_yourmom]

Ohright, my babysitter. Where'd yours go? You scare him off with your fatass? Or maybe you crushed him mid-fuck. Sorry for your loss, man. Must be tough.

[stfuandstfd]

...

oh fuck I need to throw up.

[woopsyouredead]

No it wouldn't, keep away from my brother >:[

[stfuandstfd]

He's fucking starting it.

[woopsyouredead]

And I'm finishing it. Behave, both of you.

..unless there's gonna be a preggers fight, in which case I shall watch with full amusement.

[uh_yourmom]

There was one, you missed it.

Sorry.

[woopsyouredead]

What?

Ohgoddammit you could have told me! I'd have bet $5 on you ):