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[stfuandstfd]

I just got my cheesecake~ 'cept I think it might be tainted with malaria? Dunno, but it's fucking typical.

I'm so fucking tired, I can barely get out of bed. It's fucking-- holy fuck, this cheesecake is so fucking good, I don't even care about the malaria thing. Hell, it might help me out with my little problem.

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[so_blase]

Little problem? What's that?

[stfuandstfd]

You know, whatever the fuck the bitch decided to infect me with, dude.

[so_blase]

Ah. So you're one of the ones having a litter are you?

[stfuandstfd]

... Yeah. She's probably just fucking with us, though, man. I bet it's just something harmless, like salmonella poisoning.

[so_blase]

Plausible. Monsters and robot babies and voice loss I can see, but forced pregnancy? Hmmmm. Hard to say..

[stfuandstfd]

It's not like most of us even have the right parts for it, anyway, right?

[so_blase]

Maa, right. Exactly. Wrong parts. It's probably just the flu. I mean, yeah.. the drug may have caused some male rats to get pregnant and er.. explode, but who's to say it'll have the same effects on humans. *sweat. Oh god, Sakura and Sasuke.*

......
We'll just have to wait and see.

[stfuandstfd]

... they... fucking exploded? *baaaad memories*

[so_blase]

Afraid so. I'm just going to hope she's full of it.

[stfuandstfd]

She thought those monsters from before were fucking harmless, so what the fuck does she know, anyway? *not going to explode, not going to fucking explode*