WIP Excercise Thing
Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick) Yeah, well. I cheated.
Epic HS AU Where Ryan Goes To College, Jon Turns Gabe Cool, Pete Abuses Steroids and Spencer becomes Anorexic | Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick Gabe/Victoria
Brendon flounced over to the passenger seat and scowled, heading for the back. Brendon threw himself into the back and sighed. “That was supposed to be my seat, Gabe.”
Gabe shrugged. “That was supposed to be my blowjob. Get over it.”
---The One Where Ryan is Spencer's Brother and Brendon's Kind of In Love With Him | Ryan/Brendon
Brendon looked up. "Jesus Bren. You put the 'ass' in 'Jurassic Park'!" He shouted. Brendon shot up and immediately felt his face turn red. Spencer knew he was sensative about his giant ass, but he still berated Brendon about it.
He took a small look at Ryan, but Ryan wasn't looking at him. He was checking Brendon out.
Not in a brotherly way, either.
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Who Let You Go | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Z Berg
He arrived at the hospital within minutes even though it felt like hours. Every red light he just heard Jon's words "Ryan's in the hospital" on repeat in a strange ominious monotone. Going 0 or going 165 felt the same; like he wasn't going fast enough.
BDSM | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Brendon/Alex
"So, are you two like two bdsm freaks or something?"
Ryan tried his hardest not to flinch at the use of the words 'freaks' but he knew Alex didn't mean it that way, at all. "Not really. But you have the general idea, I guess." Ryan bit his lip. It was definitely hard to explain. It wasn't like him and Brendon discussed it. It just kind of happened.
A Town Without Pity | Ryan/Brendon
When Kylie called him up, which he should have known something was up when she called him rather than come over, and told him the news of his fateful insemination of her unborn baby. Brendon blinked down at his housephone. He put it back into his ear again. "Care to repeat that in Layman's terms?"
He heard a sniffle on the other line. "I'm pregnant, B."
Casualities Of War | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer Alex G/Zack
There's more," Jon told him softly. He didn't doubt it. He didn't want to watch anymore though. He nodded absently. "How did Brendon even get those pictures?"
Ryan put his hand up. "Jon. Now is not the time for questions. Now is the time for action," Ryan looked around. It didn't look like something amazing was going to happen, so he dubbed a personal day.
He walked into Patrick's office and told him so. "You know, it seems like everytime Urie retaliates to something you say, you feel the need to take a personal day." Patrick drawled out.
Once And Always | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Brendon past! Pete/Patrick
Pete seen the flash of pain that crossed over Ryan’s face when he mentioned his son. “I know I jumped a little too soon when I mentioned the engagement. You know, I can’t make you marry Brendon, but just get to know him. Here, just look at the picture and see how gore-“ Then Ryan stalked out of the room with a slam of the door.
Pete growled. “You’ll marry him, Ryan. You’ll marry him even if I have to hold a gun up to your head!”
Hipster AU | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer Pete/Mikey
There was mumbling on the other side of the phone. "No, Ross is unavailable, for the last time. He would never date you, Ribbons. Why? You can't spell definitely, and he would kill you before the first date."
There was some more mumbling. "He would make you spell it upon contact, trust me. You know what, knock yourself out, but I know for a fact that you read Harry Potter. Good luck with that."
Pete hung up and smiled back at Ryan. "Ryan, baby, what can I help you with?"
Cheating fic/Pet Store AU | Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Mikey, Unrequited!Brendon/DeLeon
"I could go turn on some Barry White if that'd help," Brendon foffered. It was true. Some Barry White would realy help the situation out.
He could feel Ryan's glare from across town. "I'm doing okay. 's not my fault you're twelve and can't stop laughing."
Brendon tried to stop laughing but he couldn't. "You can't just bust out with 'what are you wearing' though! I'm laughing so I"m not in the mood at all."
Time Travel Fic | Ryan/Brendon bb!Ryan/bb!Brendon, Ryan/bb!Ryan/Brendon/bb!Brendon
Jon's eyes opened even wider and turned to Ryan who was still talking about how Jon was "the worst wingman ever, I mean this is like the second time this has happened," and put his hand over his mouth.
The forcibly silent Ryan glared at Jon, then Brendon, then back at Jon before he threw his head back to Brendon and started to flail underneath Jon's touch.
Jon slowly removed his hand and Ryan became pilant underneath his touch. "Holy fuck. Is that... Is that Brendon?"
Brendon waved a little. "Yeah, hi."
The Hangover | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer
She let out the breath she was holding in. "Spencer. Where is Brendon?" she demanded. Spencer didnt' make a move to say anything so she clenched her teeth harder. "Where is he? We're supposed to be getting married in three hours."
Spencer took another intake of breath and looked around the desert around him. Ryan was slumped against the desert ground while Jon was chatting away with Brandon Flowers. Yeah, he didn't think they were getting married in three hours.
Ghost | Ryan/Brendon
His curiosity got the best of him and he pressed down on the lowest C key. The music faded out before it abruptly stopped. Ryan was frozen where he stood.
He felt a breeze pass him and the room immediately started to warm up. He wasn't sure what just happened but he knew he wasn't going to forget what happened for a long, long time.
He sat down at the bench, and ghosted his fingers over the keys. It was as if no one had played since the last time Ryan played, but he just heard the music. He was there. He heard the lovesick melody that filled his house.
He wasn't crazy.
Shoplifting | Ryan/Brendon
The grip on his wrist tightened a little bit.
"Find this funny, huh? Stealing band merchendising tickles your funny bone, does it?"
Ryan's eyes opened, and while his need to laugh was still there, his cock hardening underneath his pants was sobering him up. And he was surprised this weird Canadian was the cause of it.
Future!Fic | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Alex
He looked Brendon in his eyes and the "I love you" was on the tip of his tongue. He looked and Ryan felt love radiate from every pore in his body.
"I have to go back," and he paused as soon as the words left his mouth.
Brendon's eyes glazed over and it seemed like his entire body shut down. He jumped up and Ryan tried to roll his eyes. He was throwing every single one of article of clothing of Ryan's back into his suitcase.
Pete Torture Fic | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer | for ipanicdaily
Pete's heart was thumping in his chest, as he heard a door slam shut and he whipped around. He didn't see anyone he just saw a dark hallway in front of him. He took a few steps into the darkened hallway. He couldn't see anything, so he inched
He spun around and took a large breath of relief. "Ross, thank God it's you,"
Ryan smiled, and it looked a lot more pronounced than usual. Then Pete's head hurt and it felt like a shovel hit the back of his head.
The Lion King AU (Or The One Where They Live In Las Vegas Instead Of Africa But It's Still A Jungle Out There) | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer Pete/Patrick
“Psst.”
Ryan woke up and tried to keep his body unmoving and his breathe even because he knew exactly who that voice belonged to. He felt his body start to slowly relax once again before he heard the voice closer. “Ryan,” the voice called out.
That was the moment that Ryan hated Pete Wentz, he didn’t give a shit that he pretty much ruled over Ryan and the population of PR. Pete Wentz deserved to die in a fire.
Genderswap | Girl-turned-Boy!Ryan/Brendon
When he walked in Ryan was sitting on the ground, pantsless, and he had his knees bent and there was just her--his penis there.
Ryan leaned his head on Brendon's and just sobbed. "It hurts so bad, Bren," he moaned.
Brendon also didn't think. This was, maybe not his girlfriend, the love of his life. He loved her, no matter if she was a boy or a girl. He just leaned over and grabbed onto Ryan's cock.
He's Just A City Boy | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Pete Jon/Spencer
Ryan turned to Brendon, a slight smile playing across his face. "You do realize they were making fun of you, right."
Brendon's eyes opened wide and he couldn't believe his ears. Ryan kind of felt bad, but this guy couldn't have been that dense. "No, we were just having a colorful argument about opinions on my awesomeness."
Ryan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I think you lost."
The Ghosts of Brendons Past | Ryan/Brendon
Brendon raised his hands. “Alright, guys. I get it. Stop doing so many drugs. Intervention over, you can come out now.”
No one came rushing into his door yelling “Surprise!” And a part of Brendon really wasn’t amused. Or surprised.
The younger him looked confused. “You broke your drug oath,” he said simply. And Brendon just rolled his eyes. This was dorky him alright; he was always such a goody two shoes. So strung up on promises and oaths.
Star Trek Crossover | Ryan/Brendon Pete/Patrick Brendon/James T. Kirk Patrick/Anakin Skywalker
Pete was silent for a minute before he just laughed out loud. “Maybe he got beamed onto the Enterprise because he didn’t want to go see Star Trek. That happened to Patrick once.”
Ryan blinked a couple of times before he could formulate words. “Patrick got beamed onto the USS Enterprise?” Ryan asked. Pete scoffed, and that’s what Ryan got out of what Pete said. It wasn’t Ryan’s fault if Pete thought he was crazy. He implied it. But of course that wasn’t even it.
Pete made some weird noise. “Ew, you’re going all trekkie on me now. He woke up on the Death Star once,” then he started to laugh again. “Star Trek is lame.”
Complicated | Ryan/Brendon
“I've wanted you for the longest time,” Brendon confessed in a harsh whisper. “I always felt the girl next door thing was cliché, but none of them were you.”
Ryan gulped and unlocked the door, making both of them fall into Ryan’s house.
Brendon started laughing and Ryan joined him in the laughing as they got off the floor. Brendon grabbed his hand and led him up to his room. Butterflies were fluttering in his chest because Brendon would know the truth. But once Brendon put his lips on Ryan, Ryan didn’t care if Brendon knew that he had a cock.
That he always had a cock.
Earth Boys Are Easy | Pete/Patrick Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer
Joe was actually really easy to get along with. Easier when he was high. Spencer yelled at him one day, because Ryan was never the confrontational type.
“Dude, you should lay off the moonrocks. You’re going to over-breathe. Then we’ll have to suffer this God awful planet by ourselves.” Pete told him, walking home. And that would suck. Pete would be even more depressed than usual; Joe was his best friend.
Brendon's Failed Metaphors | Ryan/Brendon
Really, he wanted to see Jon come up with some amazing metaphor off of the top of his head. “Puppies are just the humans that were too adorable for humanity.” Brendon looked at Jon again.
“That’s not even a metaphor.” Brendon pointed out.
Jon shrugged. “It’s better than whatever it was you said,” And maybe he had a point. This was important to him. Jon didn’t understand that. “You don’t need to win him back with some stupid metaphor. That’s his job.”
It’s not winning someone back if you never really had them in the first place.
Parental Control | Ryan/Pete Ryan/Gabe Ryan/Brendon
Pete threw Gabe into the corner of the couch, with his face scrunched up into the cushion. He lifted his face momentarily to smile at Pete "Aw Pete, how did you know this is where I love my head. Well second to in between Ross' thi--'
A loud cough filled the room. "Gabriel, if you say another word I will throw you out of this house. I don't care what my son says," George Ross threatened. Gabe had 3 feet on the older man but he still nodded and shut up. George couldn't really remember what made him choose Gabe over everyone else in those auditions, but he regretted it instantly. He crossed his arms. "Besides, it's starting."
Rent AU | Ryan/Brendon Pete/Patrick Gerard/Frank Jon/Spencer
He storms into their apartment after--what three years? -- And wants to talk business. Then he claims rent for two years, which he fucking promised not to ask for. Then he tells us he knows he promised us, but he just has to do Daddy Simpson a favor. Daddy Simpson does not like the rallies Spencer did. Daddy Simpson probably cheered when some stupid teenager killed themselves because of the scene. He probably got hard off that. Well, none of them did. Daddy Simpson could get fucked.
Pete scratched the back of his neck. "Maybe not in that many words. But kinda, yeah."
Ryan screamed and left. He couldn't handle this shit. Fuck Pete for leaving. Fuck Joe Simpson for turning Pete into a tool. And fuck Ashlee for taking Pete away from them for three years. Ryan was so beyond pissed right now. He hadn't felt this angry since Pete said he was getting married, and was leaving.
Cycles/Future Fic | Ryan/Brendon Spencer/Z Berg
"So, Ryan's on top of the bus with a load of spiders, Jon was on Greta's bus in a compromising position with one of the techies, a really, really compromising position and Alex's cape may or may not be on some bum we passed," Z gushed joyfully. Brendon leaned into her shoulder as she laughed. Those weren't really pranks, just mean tricks. She shrugged. "So? Ryan screaming, Jon apologizing all day and Alex being crazy silent is the best thing ever. Besides, that cape has had it. Once it hits the year birthdate it's over, and it's been like four years."
Untitled All American Rejects VS Jonas Brothers Duel | Mike/Kevin
It all started with the tour in the UK. Tyson Ritter started the duel with the single slap across the face with his dirty, hairy glove. Once it was all said and done Kevin, along with Joe and Nick couldn't just sit back and allow this to be done and over with. They had to fight back.
All Kevin could remember were cocks. There were cocks everywhere. He couldn't go anywhere without seeing a picture of a cock. He went to bed, before he turned the light off, there was one staring at him, with the name "Kennerty" underneath it. He wanted to get some orange juice for breakfast he was met with Wheeler's cock.
How Ryan Ross Kidnapped Kevin Jonas and He Landed Up In Vegas (notably untitled) | Mike/Kevin Ryan/Brendon
There was some nervous laughing on the other side of the phone and this was a fat waste of Mike's time. Time that could be used sleeping. Because that is what he did right after a large tour. He slept. For days! "Yeah, about that. See, here's the thing. We kind of kidnapped a Jonas." Mike tried to rake his brain for anything coming up "Jonas" but the best he could come up with was those annoying brothers who were ruining music as Mike knew it. He figured it was one of those kids. "And by 'we' I mean Ryan."
Deathnote AU | Ryan/Brendon
Ryan scoffed at him. This was ridiculous. Just because they've been using this notebook to talk to each other in English, and they accidently wrote some bullys name did not mean that they killed them when they died of heartattacks. It was all in Brendon's head. "No one dies because of us Brendon. It's purely coincidencial."
Brendon just shook his head and was still sitting in Ryan's corner, knees up to his chest. It was sad to look at put they weren't killing people. Especially not with a notebook they found on the ground. It just couldn't. It couldn't be. "If I wasn't scared shitless, I'd tell you to try it out." He paused. "Don't you think it's weird that people keep dying of heartattacks after we write their full names?"
Ryan gulped. "No."
Radio Show AU | Kevin/Mike Pete/Patrick Ryan/Brendon
Pete was maybe hungover. He could admit to that much. He had his coffee in front of him and he was sitting in his sweats with Patrick next to him. There was also a self-proclaimed nudist in front of him His hangover could wait for that.
"Welcome back to the Peterick Dudes in the Nude show on 98.7 COB- The Cobra. If you're just joining us we have Jack in the Sack here. He is Chicago's first full blown nudist. So, tell us Jack, why are you a nudist? And here, for instance. Have you ever endured a Chicago winter nude?"
Doppler | Jack/Alex bb!Alex/Alex
Jack glared at Zack. "Bro, you're banned," Jack pointed out to the lounge. "Go watch the game with Vinny and hope to God that we start feeding you again. Or we'll kick you out of the band again," he said with a smirk.
Zack laughed. "Yeah, you and what army?"
"Me and my dick. Largest army this side of the Mississippi."
"Dude, we're in Mississippi," Rian pointed out, but Jack just shrugged.
Epic HS AU Where Ryan Goes To College, Jon Turns Gabe Cool, Pete Abuses Steroids and Spencer becomes Anorexic | Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick Gabe/Victoria
Brendon flounced over to the passenger seat and scowled, heading for the back. Brendon threw himself into the back and sighed. “That was supposed to be my seat, Gabe.”
Gabe shrugged. “That was supposed to be my blowjob. Get over it.”
---The One Where Ryan is Spencer's Brother and Brendon's Kind of In Love With Him | Ryan/Brendon
Brendon looked up. "Jesus Bren. You put the 'ass' in 'Jurassic Park'!" He shouted. Brendon shot up and immediately felt his face turn red. Spencer knew he was sensative about his giant ass, but he still berated Brendon about it.
He took a small look at Ryan, but Ryan wasn't looking at him. He was checking Brendon out.
Not in a brotherly way, either.
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Who Let You Go | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Z Berg
He arrived at the hospital within minutes even though it felt like hours. Every red light he just heard Jon's words "Ryan's in the hospital" on repeat in a strange ominious monotone. Going 0 or going 165 felt the same; like he wasn't going fast enough.
BDSM | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Brendon/Alex
"So, are you two like two bdsm freaks or something?"
Ryan tried his hardest not to flinch at the use of the words 'freaks' but he knew Alex didn't mean it that way, at all. "Not really. But you have the general idea, I guess." Ryan bit his lip. It was definitely hard to explain. It wasn't like him and Brendon discussed it. It just kind of happened.
A Town Without Pity | Ryan/Brendon
When Kylie called him up, which he should have known something was up when she called him rather than come over, and told him the news of his fateful insemination of her unborn baby. Brendon blinked down at his housephone. He put it back into his ear again. "Care to repeat that in Layman's terms?"
He heard a sniffle on the other line. "I'm pregnant, B."
Casualities Of War | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer Alex G/Zack
There's more," Jon told him softly. He didn't doubt it. He didn't want to watch anymore though. He nodded absently. "How did Brendon even get those pictures?"
Ryan put his hand up. "Jon. Now is not the time for questions. Now is the time for action," Ryan looked around. It didn't look like something amazing was going to happen, so he dubbed a personal day.
He walked into Patrick's office and told him so. "You know, it seems like everytime Urie retaliates to something you say, you feel the need to take a personal day." Patrick drawled out.
Once And Always | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Brendon past! Pete/Patrick
Pete seen the flash of pain that crossed over Ryan’s face when he mentioned his son. “I know I jumped a little too soon when I mentioned the engagement. You know, I can’t make you marry Brendon, but just get to know him. Here, just look at the picture and see how gore-“ Then Ryan stalked out of the room with a slam of the door.
Pete growled. “You’ll marry him, Ryan. You’ll marry him even if I have to hold a gun up to your head!”
Hipster AU | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer Pete/Mikey
There was mumbling on the other side of the phone. "No, Ross is unavailable, for the last time. He would never date you, Ribbons. Why? You can't spell definitely, and he would kill you before the first date."
There was some more mumbling. "He would make you spell it upon contact, trust me. You know what, knock yourself out, but I know for a fact that you read Harry Potter. Good luck with that."
Pete hung up and smiled back at Ryan. "Ryan, baby, what can I help you with?"
Cheating fic/Pet Store AU | Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Mikey, Unrequited!Brendon/DeLeon
"I could go turn on some Barry White if that'd help," Brendon foffered. It was true. Some Barry White would realy help the situation out.
He could feel Ryan's glare from across town. "I'm doing okay. 's not my fault you're twelve and can't stop laughing."
Brendon tried to stop laughing but he couldn't. "You can't just bust out with 'what are you wearing' though! I'm laughing so I"m not in the mood at all."
Time Travel Fic | Ryan/Brendon bb!Ryan/bb!Brendon, Ryan/bb!Ryan/Brendon/bb!Brendon
Jon's eyes opened even wider and turned to Ryan who was still talking about how Jon was "the worst wingman ever, I mean this is like the second time this has happened," and put his hand over his mouth.
The forcibly silent Ryan glared at Jon, then Brendon, then back at Jon before he threw his head back to Brendon and started to flail underneath Jon's touch.
Jon slowly removed his hand and Ryan became pilant underneath his touch. "Holy fuck. Is that... Is that Brendon?"
Brendon waved a little. "Yeah, hi."
The Hangover | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer
She let out the breath she was holding in. "Spencer. Where is Brendon?" she demanded. Spencer didnt' make a move to say anything so she clenched her teeth harder. "Where is he? We're supposed to be getting married in three hours."
Spencer took another intake of breath and looked around the desert around him. Ryan was slumped against the desert ground while Jon was chatting away with Brandon Flowers. Yeah, he didn't think they were getting married in three hours.
Ghost | Ryan/Brendon
His curiosity got the best of him and he pressed down on the lowest C key. The music faded out before it abruptly stopped. Ryan was frozen where he stood.
He felt a breeze pass him and the room immediately started to warm up. He wasn't sure what just happened but he knew he wasn't going to forget what happened for a long, long time.
He sat down at the bench, and ghosted his fingers over the keys. It was as if no one had played since the last time Ryan played, but he just heard the music. He was there. He heard the lovesick melody that filled his house.
He wasn't crazy.
Shoplifting | Ryan/Brendon
The grip on his wrist tightened a little bit.
"Find this funny, huh? Stealing band merchendising tickles your funny bone, does it?"
Ryan's eyes opened, and while his need to laugh was still there, his cock hardening underneath his pants was sobering him up. And he was surprised this weird Canadian was the cause of it.
Future!Fic | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Alex
He looked Brendon in his eyes and the "I love you" was on the tip of his tongue. He looked and Ryan felt love radiate from every pore in his body.
"I have to go back," and he paused as soon as the words left his mouth.
Brendon's eyes glazed over and it seemed like his entire body shut down. He jumped up and Ryan tried to roll his eyes. He was throwing every single one of article of clothing of Ryan's back into his suitcase.
Pete Torture Fic | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer | for ipanicdaily
Pete's heart was thumping in his chest, as he heard a door slam shut and he whipped around. He didn't see anyone he just saw a dark hallway in front of him. He took a few steps into the darkened hallway. He couldn't see anything, so he inched
He spun around and took a large breath of relief. "Ross, thank God it's you,"
Ryan smiled, and it looked a lot more pronounced than usual. Then Pete's head hurt and it felt like a shovel hit the back of his head.
The Lion King AU (Or The One Where They Live In Las Vegas Instead Of Africa But It's Still A Jungle Out There) | Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer Pete/Patrick
“Psst.”
Ryan woke up and tried to keep his body unmoving and his breathe even because he knew exactly who that voice belonged to. He felt his body start to slowly relax once again before he heard the voice closer. “Ryan,” the voice called out.
That was the moment that Ryan hated Pete Wentz, he didn’t give a shit that he pretty much ruled over Ryan and the population of PR. Pete Wentz deserved to die in a fire.
Genderswap | Girl-turned-Boy!Ryan/Brendon
When he walked in Ryan was sitting on the ground, pantsless, and he had his knees bent and there was just her--his penis there.
Ryan leaned his head on Brendon's and just sobbed. "It hurts so bad, Bren," he moaned.
Brendon also didn't think. This was, maybe not his girlfriend, the love of his life. He loved her, no matter if she was a boy or a girl. He just leaned over and grabbed onto Ryan's cock.
He's Just A City Boy | Ryan/Brendon Ryan/Pete Jon/Spencer
Ryan turned to Brendon, a slight smile playing across his face. "You do realize they were making fun of you, right."
Brendon's eyes opened wide and he couldn't believe his ears. Ryan kind of felt bad, but this guy couldn't have been that dense. "No, we were just having a colorful argument about opinions on my awesomeness."
Ryan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I think you lost."
The Ghosts of Brendons Past | Ryan/Brendon
Brendon raised his hands. “Alright, guys. I get it. Stop doing so many drugs. Intervention over, you can come out now.”
No one came rushing into his door yelling “Surprise!” And a part of Brendon really wasn’t amused. Or surprised.
The younger him looked confused. “You broke your drug oath,” he said simply. And Brendon just rolled his eyes. This was dorky him alright; he was always such a goody two shoes. So strung up on promises and oaths.
Star Trek Crossover | Ryan/Brendon Pete/Patrick Brendon/James T. Kirk Patrick/Anakin Skywalker
Pete was silent for a minute before he just laughed out loud. “Maybe he got beamed onto the Enterprise because he didn’t want to go see Star Trek. That happened to Patrick once.”
Ryan blinked a couple of times before he could formulate words. “Patrick got beamed onto the USS Enterprise?” Ryan asked. Pete scoffed, and that’s what Ryan got out of what Pete said. It wasn’t Ryan’s fault if Pete thought he was crazy. He implied it. But of course that wasn’t even it.
Pete made some weird noise. “Ew, you’re going all trekkie on me now. He woke up on the Death Star once,” then he started to laugh again. “Star Trek is lame.”
Complicated | Ryan/Brendon
“I've wanted you for the longest time,” Brendon confessed in a harsh whisper. “I always felt the girl next door thing was cliché, but none of them were you.”
Ryan gulped and unlocked the door, making both of them fall into Ryan’s house.
Brendon started laughing and Ryan joined him in the laughing as they got off the floor. Brendon grabbed his hand and led him up to his room. Butterflies were fluttering in his chest because Brendon would know the truth. But once Brendon put his lips on Ryan, Ryan didn’t care if Brendon knew that he had a cock.
That he always had a cock.
Earth Boys Are Easy | Pete/Patrick Ryan/Brendon Jon/Spencer
Joe was actually really easy to get along with. Easier when he was high. Spencer yelled at him one day, because Ryan was never the confrontational type.
“Dude, you should lay off the moonrocks. You’re going to over-breathe. Then we’ll have to suffer this God awful planet by ourselves.” Pete told him, walking home. And that would suck. Pete would be even more depressed than usual; Joe was his best friend.
Brendon's Failed Metaphors | Ryan/Brendon
Really, he wanted to see Jon come up with some amazing metaphor off of the top of his head. “Puppies are just the humans that were too adorable for humanity.” Brendon looked at Jon again.
“That’s not even a metaphor.” Brendon pointed out.
Jon shrugged. “It’s better than whatever it was you said,” And maybe he had a point. This was important to him. Jon didn’t understand that. “You don’t need to win him back with some stupid metaphor. That’s his job.”
It’s not winning someone back if you never really had them in the first place.
Parental Control | Ryan/Pete Ryan/Gabe Ryan/Brendon
Pete threw Gabe into the corner of the couch, with his face scrunched up into the cushion. He lifted his face momentarily to smile at Pete "Aw Pete, how did you know this is where I love my head. Well second to in between Ross' thi--'
A loud cough filled the room. "Gabriel, if you say another word I will throw you out of this house. I don't care what my son says," George Ross threatened. Gabe had 3 feet on the older man but he still nodded and shut up. George couldn't really remember what made him choose Gabe over everyone else in those auditions, but he regretted it instantly. He crossed his arms. "Besides, it's starting."
Rent AU | Ryan/Brendon Pete/Patrick Gerard/Frank Jon/Spencer
He storms into their apartment after--what three years? -- And wants to talk business. Then he claims rent for two years, which he fucking promised not to ask for. Then he tells us he knows he promised us, but he just has to do Daddy Simpson a favor. Daddy Simpson does not like the rallies Spencer did. Daddy Simpson probably cheered when some stupid teenager killed themselves because of the scene. He probably got hard off that. Well, none of them did. Daddy Simpson could get fucked.
Pete scratched the back of his neck. "Maybe not in that many words. But kinda, yeah."
Ryan screamed and left. He couldn't handle this shit. Fuck Pete for leaving. Fuck Joe Simpson for turning Pete into a tool. And fuck Ashlee for taking Pete away from them for three years. Ryan was so beyond pissed right now. He hadn't felt this angry since Pete said he was getting married, and was leaving.
Cycles/Future Fic | Ryan/Brendon Spencer/Z Berg
"So, Ryan's on top of the bus with a load of spiders, Jon was on Greta's bus in a compromising position with one of the techies, a really, really compromising position and Alex's cape may or may not be on some bum we passed," Z gushed joyfully. Brendon leaned into her shoulder as she laughed. Those weren't really pranks, just mean tricks. She shrugged. "So? Ryan screaming, Jon apologizing all day and Alex being crazy silent is the best thing ever. Besides, that cape has had it. Once it hits the year birthdate it's over, and it's been like four years."
Untitled All American Rejects VS Jonas Brothers Duel | Mike/Kevin
It all started with the tour in the UK. Tyson Ritter started the duel with the single slap across the face with his dirty, hairy glove. Once it was all said and done Kevin, along with Joe and Nick couldn't just sit back and allow this to be done and over with. They had to fight back.
All Kevin could remember were cocks. There were cocks everywhere. He couldn't go anywhere without seeing a picture of a cock. He went to bed, before he turned the light off, there was one staring at him, with the name "Kennerty" underneath it. He wanted to get some orange juice for breakfast he was met with Wheeler's cock.
How Ryan Ross Kidnapped Kevin Jonas and He Landed Up In Vegas (notably untitled) | Mike/Kevin Ryan/Brendon
There was some nervous laughing on the other side of the phone and this was a fat waste of Mike's time. Time that could be used sleeping. Because that is what he did right after a large tour. He slept. For days! "Yeah, about that. See, here's the thing. We kind of kidnapped a Jonas." Mike tried to rake his brain for anything coming up "Jonas" but the best he could come up with was those annoying brothers who were ruining music as Mike knew it. He figured it was one of those kids. "And by 'we' I mean Ryan."
Deathnote AU | Ryan/Brendon
Ryan scoffed at him. This was ridiculous. Just because they've been using this notebook to talk to each other in English, and they accidently wrote some bullys name did not mean that they killed them when they died of heartattacks. It was all in Brendon's head. "No one dies because of us Brendon. It's purely coincidencial."
Brendon just shook his head and was still sitting in Ryan's corner, knees up to his chest. It was sad to look at put they weren't killing people. Especially not with a notebook they found on the ground. It just couldn't. It couldn't be. "If I wasn't scared shitless, I'd tell you to try it out." He paused. "Don't you think it's weird that people keep dying of heartattacks after we write their full names?"
Ryan gulped. "No."
Radio Show AU | Kevin/Mike Pete/Patrick Ryan/Brendon
Pete was maybe hungover. He could admit to that much. He had his coffee in front of him and he was sitting in his sweats with Patrick next to him. There was also a self-proclaimed nudist in front of him His hangover could wait for that.
"Welcome back to the Peterick Dudes in the Nude show on 98.7 COB- The Cobra. If you're just joining us we have Jack in the Sack here. He is Chicago's first full blown nudist. So, tell us Jack, why are you a nudist? And here, for instance. Have you ever endured a Chicago winter nude?"
Doppler | Jack/Alex bb!Alex/Alex
Jack glared at Zack. "Bro, you're banned," Jack pointed out to the lounge. "Go watch the game with Vinny and hope to God that we start feeding you again. Or we'll kick you out of the band again," he said with a smirk.
Zack laughed. "Yeah, you and what army?"
"Me and my dick. Largest army this side of the Mississippi."
"Dude, we're in Mississippi," Rian pointed out, but Jack just shrugged.