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stfu_l0zr

Sep 01, 2009 18:26

( I'm losing it. )

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frecklebound September 1 2009, 22:27:31 UTC

Why don't you just wash your hands? What's the point in having a car if you don't want to go near it?

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 22:31:51 UTC

Maybe it's not mine to begin with, idiot.

frecklebound September 1 2009, 22:33:54 UTC

Oooh. Then, seriously, wash your hands. Do you want to get one some day?

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 22:34:51 UTC

I don't think too far ahead.

Life's not predictable like that.

frecklebound September 1 2009, 22:37:08 UTC

OR GLOVES. You could wear gloves.

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 22:39:08 UTC

Sometimes I wear gloves, Sunshine, if it gets too fucking messy.

You wanna hear what I do with 'em?

frecklebound September 1 2009, 22:43:20 UTC

Uh... sure?

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 22:44:35 UTC

Come over here and I'll tell you in person.

frecklebound September 1 2009, 22:44:58 UTC

Okay! Where are you?

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 22:52:39 UTC

...You're not supposed to call my bluff, moron. You really don't wanna know.

frecklebound September 1 2009, 22:53:10 UTC

Huh? Why not?

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 22:59:47 UTC

For very good reasons, little cocktease.

So whatcha been up to today?

frecklebound September 1 2009, 23:01:48 UTC

Don't change the subject!

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 23:02:24 UTC

Fine.

Define 'fisting' and I'll tell you more.

frecklebound September 1 2009, 23:09:07 UTC

Fisting (v.) is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum.

Go on, I'm rapt to attention.

stfu_l0zr September 1 2009, 23:10:11 UTC

Would you prefer a demonstration?

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