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Interviewer: Hey
gerard, thanks for coming to the show, we'd like to ask you a few questions
about Twinkies. there might even be some in it for you.
Mmmmmmm,
twinkies, for me.
Interviewer: actually, i lied. there are no Twinkies
for you.
What?
*tear* ....no Twinkies?....
I like twinkies. they help me gain more
weight, which the people at STFUgerard LOOOOVE like, sooo much
<333
Weight especially grows fast
here
and
here
and
almost certainly here.
and
it makes me so mad sometimes,when ray is so slender. :(.
gerard:
LOOK, his legs are much firmer than mine
ray: *sniggers* thats cos i dont eat
every twinkie i lay eyes on :D yeaaaaaaah.
when i dont have twinkies, i
break out into a nervous sweat.
and
sometimes, a big rage grows up inside me that i need to release.
i
was at a show once, when i saw a girl in the crowd eating them, i had to have
them
sometimes
ive eaten so many i need to rest.
the
reason Bert doesnt like me anymore, is cos his dad invented twinkies, and he got
annoyed, because whenever i went round his house, i ate 4 hugeeeee boxes of
individual packets, and he couldnt sell the empty wrappers. i miss bert :( and
those scrumptious twinkies :(