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Aug 02, 2008 10:55

I'm seasick.

And I fixed things.

Best pirate trip ever? Maybe not.
It's not so bad though. People here are kinda cool.

pirates, does al want a souvenier?, not much business yet, things are getting better, i'm gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie, barfing, seeeeeeeeeeeasiiiick, seasick, pilot light, do they have medecine for this?, hope no one can see my panties, maybe being seasick has gotten to my hea, piraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates, bent over the edge, over the side of the sunny, edward where art thou. i wish you could, got that hook hand for ed, i want a mango smoothie :(, avast mateys. lol pirate lingo, wering a skirt, the doctor is a reindeer, oh so very sick, i miss ed, puke, my wrench ftw, edwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard, fixed a stove, edward i love you~

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growtaller August 2 2008, 16:48:01 UTC

Seasick?! That's impossible! The sea is painted in such a beautiful shade of blue and houses so many wonderful lifeforms, that you can never be sick of the sea!

It must be overwhelming joy! You are so joyful that even the food inside your body would want to get out and release themselves into the sea, so they can frolic in the warm and welcoming waters!

stfu_edward August 2 2008, 16:50:02 UTC

Seasick is a term for when people become sick on a boat because of the constant rocking back and forth.

Joy doesn't exactly fill me right now. In fact I'm running on empty.

growtaller August 2 2008, 17:00:22 UTC

But that's impossible! I have never heard of someone getting sick when riding a rocking horse! It must be just really fun, so fun that your intestines are in hyper mode! They are singing and calling out with so much enjoyment that your entire body can feel them react!

If it is not joy then it must be pure love!

stfu_edward August 2 2008, 17:02:50 UTC

My insides probably hate me right now.

My love... isn't with me... at the moment.

growtaller August 3 2008, 06:12:27 UTC

But how could your insides hate you? That's impossible! Your insides can't hate you when you're sailing across a sparkling and majestic sea!

Your love must be taking a swim in the beautiful sea as well!

upyourscolonel August 2 2008, 17:49:06 UTC

What the hell is WRONG with you?

growtaller August 3 2008, 06:09:54 UTC

Wrong with me?

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