LMFAAOO!
This made me laugh out loud.
17 stupid things to do at walmart.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. If you get caught doing any of these 16 things Yell really loud out the top of your lungs, "Rape".
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
MY FIRST UGLY KISS WAS WITH THAT UGLY PERSON THAT I STILL TALK TO! JUST KIDDING! :D BUT YES I DO! :)
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
I would lick 300 of them, use 250 to eat chocolate with, use 250 to mix coffee with, 150 to build a house, 100 to shove up people's nose and 50 to use as pretend microphones. Then when I'm done with them all, I'd recycle them.
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
I listened to whatever type of music went with my phase.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
I can eat and no one will care! :)
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
I wish teachers that used their cell phones in class would tell us to stop using ours in class. Agreed?
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
My next vacation will be when I go to the moon and the stars and the sky (8) I swear.
9. Quote a song lyric?
I just quoted one in the previous question.
"I swear, by the moon and the stars and the sky...for better or worst, till death do us part I'll love you with every [insert lyric words here] of my heart I SWEAR!!!!"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
I got a buncha old friends whom are gonna be there for life but then I gotta bunch of amazing new buds whom I love just as much.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
YOOO!! REEPP THAT SWEDEN TOUCH!! LMFAO
13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
I'd be the less hairiest animal.
14. What state/country are you from?
I AM CANADIAN! But I'm also a phillipian (filipino)!!!
15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
RIIICCCOOH RALLYYY TOMOROWW!
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
one month..I see myself entering another month.
17. What is your favorite smell?
Always and forever will be food. Or swiss army. :D
18. What is your favorite sight?
CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY! :) :P LMFAO
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
bi polar? Uhh, I like polar bears? And sometimes I haave a built in heater?
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
HAH, I'd be soo fired!
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
I NEEEEED ITT!!! :D *laughs like psycho*
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
THAT GAME'S SOOOOFTT! LMFAO.
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
I toilet papered my ass! LMAO
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
I liked things but I never told them.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
Camping! WHOOOO HOOOO!!
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sibling's friend?
OH HOW PETAFILE WOULD THAT BE?!
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
*eyebrows up and down*
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
isn't that a song? (8)sex on the beach..something something something..
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
I'M THE STALKER AS WELL AS THE STALK-EE
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
YES but the better question would be have you ever laughed so hard you pissed your pants? or have you ever laughed so hard that a fart slipped out?
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
I'm always sober...not that it seems like it or anything.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CHEATED IN CRAZY EIGHTS!! GEEZ!
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Best friends don't betray!
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
LYING TO PARENTS = EVERYONE DOES IT.
37. Have you ever been out of Canada?
I've been in and out! Kinda like a terrorist. LMFAO. iunno!
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
YEAH! Minus the working out part/
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
i had a haircut so bad i had to keep getting extensions cause it wouldn't grow back. (not really)
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
AHAHAH, SOO MANY TIMES. *licks lips*
41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before?
Wasted? like...taking a shit?
42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
AHHAHA, HOW STALKER! i didn't do that.. :$ lmfao..
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
uhhh, I just started my job a couple of months ago..i don't think that's appropriate in a short period of time. LMFAOO.. kidding.
44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
ohhh, three sum ;) (ahha not!)
45. Pot?
I prefer vases.
17 stupid things to do at walmart.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. If you get caught doing any of these 16 things Yell really loud out the top of your lungs, "Rape".
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
MY FIRST UGLY KISS WAS WITH THAT UGLY PERSON THAT I STILL TALK TO! JUST KIDDING! :D BUT YES I DO! :)
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
I would lick 300 of them, use 250 to eat chocolate with, use 250 to mix coffee with, 150 to build a house, 100 to shove up people's nose and 50 to use as pretend microphones. Then when I'm done with them all, I'd recycle them.
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
I listened to whatever type of music went with my phase.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
I can eat and no one will care! :)
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
I wish teachers that used their cell phones in class would tell us to stop using ours in class. Agreed?
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
My next vacation will be when I go to the moon and the stars and the sky (8) I swear.
9. Quote a song lyric?
I just quoted one in the previous question.
"I swear, by the moon and the stars and the sky...for better or worst, till death do us part I'll love you with every [insert lyric words here] of my heart I SWEAR!!!!"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
I got a buncha old friends whom are gonna be there for life but then I gotta bunch of amazing new buds whom I love just as much.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
YOOO!! REEPP THAT SWEDEN TOUCH!! LMFAO
13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
I'd be the less hairiest animal.
14. What state/country are you from?
I AM CANADIAN! But I'm also a phillipian (filipino)!!!
15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
RIIICCCOOH RALLYYY TOMOROWW!
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
one month..I see myself entering another month.
17. What is your favorite smell?
Always and forever will be food. Or swiss army. :D
18. What is your favorite sight?
CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY! :) :P LMFAO
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
bi polar? Uhh, I like polar bears? And sometimes I haave a built in heater?
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
HAH, I'd be soo fired!
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
I NEEEEED ITT!!! :D *laughs like psycho*
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
THAT GAME'S SOOOOFTT! LMFAO.
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
I toilet papered my ass! LMAO
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
I liked things but I never told them.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
Camping! WHOOOO HOOOO!!
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sibling's friend?
OH HOW PETAFILE WOULD THAT BE?!
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
*eyebrows up and down*
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
isn't that a song? (8)sex on the beach..something something something..
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
I'M THE STALKER AS WELL AS THE STALK-EE
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
YES but the better question would be have you ever laughed so hard you pissed your pants? or have you ever laughed so hard that a fart slipped out?
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
I'm always sober...not that it seems like it or anything.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CHEATED IN CRAZY EIGHTS!! GEEZ!
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Best friends don't betray!
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
LYING TO PARENTS = EVERYONE DOES IT.
37. Have you ever been out of Canada?
I've been in and out! Kinda like a terrorist. LMFAO. iunno!
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
YEAH! Minus the working out part/
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
i had a haircut so bad i had to keep getting extensions cause it wouldn't grow back. (not really)
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
AHAHAH, SOO MANY TIMES. *licks lips*
41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before?
Wasted? like...taking a shit?
42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
AHHAHA, HOW STALKER! i didn't do that.. :$ lmfao..
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
uhhh, I just started my job a couple of months ago..i don't think that's appropriate in a short period of time. LMFAOO.. kidding.
44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
ohhh, three sum ;) (ahha not!)
45. Pot?
I prefer vases.