allow me to introduce myself.

[stewinit]

For those who don't know, and I'm sure that might be quite a few of you, I'm Stewart Ackerley, Head Boy at Hogwarts of the 2000-2001 school year and newest tenant in this building. The fun part is that already I've had doors lock on me twice - and then open, which, I'll tell you definitely didn't help me get to work on time this morning. In fact, I

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[sylvie_renee]

I think you can blame the Fawcetts for that one. My brother, Jerome, is on the Muggle Worthy Excuse Committee and as he has the "perfect fairy tale romance" with the bitch from hell, he's probably setting up false expectations in all the birds there.

[stewinit]

Going as far as disillusioning them into attempting to force a relationship on a co-worker. Can't they just gossip on who they'd think is the better shag?

[sylvie_renee]

Not likely. At least not with my brother. Maybe the witches can be talked into it.

[stewinit]

Let's hope. Not that I care much either way, so long as they don't attempt to involve me in things with people I have no interest in.

[lovememadley]

At least you don't have Nosy Nora in your office.

Wait, you you live here now?

[stewinit]

Oh, I've heard about her, yeah. You've got the worse deal in that department.

As of earlier this week? Yes.

[lovememadley]

Watch out for the laundry. It has this habit of locking people in, and of spontaneously making them go swimming.

Oh, and you need to shave.

[stewinit]

Thanks for that. I'll be on the lookout.

I'd prefer not to.

[shortongalleons]

Also too long. Be so kind as to summarise.

[stewinit]

Stewart Ackerley. Former Ravenclaw/Head Boy. Left Hogwarts in 2001. Just moved in and was late to work because of spontaneously locking doors. And two paragraphs on a nosy woman named Janet who attempted to set me up with a bird named Charlotte, who I wasn't interested in on account of being homosexual. Does that work?

[shortongalleons]

I wasn't expecting you to actually bother. Are you always this obliging?

[stewinit]

Not always, no. But if it's nothing difficult, I don't see anything wrong with it.

[heyitsaliving]

If you weren't gay, then you and my sister could pretend to be dating each other and everyone's problems would be solved.

[stewinit]

Yeah, I don't know how convincing I could be, with the pretending thing. I'm a horrible liar.

[missmacdougal]

Morag MacDougal. Nice to meet you. Though I think I might've seen you around the school.

[stewinit]

Nice to meet you, too. You were a Ravenclaw right? I'm sure I'd seen you also.

[missmacdougal]

Of course. It's the best house.

[stewinit]

It most certainly is!