You asked for it!
It was a busy Sunday evening at a bridal studio at Ann Siang Hill.
Auntie: Today brother doing fitting ah? Where's your brother?
Brother: (point at me) My brother.
Auntie: Oh, you are his brother. (pause n stare) Yah, the pattern a bit similar. Can tell. Younger or older?
Brother: He older.
Auntie: Married already right?
Me: Nope.
Auntie: Sure or not? How come? Your younger brother getting married already leh, you cannot lugi.
Me: It's ok. (fake smile)
Auntie: Never married. But got girlfriend right?
Me: Don't have.
Auntie: How come don't have?? Sure have one.
Brother: He's still single. 钻石王老五. (thank you huh...)
Auntie: Cannot be lah! He sure have, just don't want to say.
Me: Really don't have.
Auntie: Don't bluff lah. Nowadays guys all like that... Have always say don't have. Bluff young girls only.
Me: Ya lah.. Then I bluff you for what? (ouch!)
The 30+8-auntie, realising that she just got 'bitched', quickly walked away to retrieve my brother's file.
She got someone else to do my fitting
Auntie: Today brother doing fitting ah? Where's your brother?
Brother: (point at me) My brother.
Auntie: Oh, you are his brother. (pause n stare) Yah, the pattern a bit similar. Can tell. Younger or older?
Brother: He older.
Auntie: Married already right?
Me: Nope.
Auntie: Sure or not? How come? Your younger brother getting married already leh, you cannot lugi.
Me: It's ok. (fake smile)
Auntie: Never married. But got girlfriend right?
Me: Don't have.
Auntie: How come don't have?? Sure have one.
Brother: He's still single. 钻石王老五. (thank you huh...)
Auntie: Cannot be lah! He sure have, just don't want to say.
Me: Really don't have.
Auntie: Don't bluff lah. Nowadays guys all like that... Have always say don't have. Bluff young girls only.
Me: Ya lah.. Then I bluff you for what? (ouch!)
The 30+8-auntie, realising that she just got 'bitched', quickly walked away to retrieve my brother's file.
She got someone else to do my fitting