Death of A hero
New backround is dedicated to a hero of mine Mitch Hedberg a comedian. I just recently found out he was dead. He died on my birthday witch is pretty fucked but i leave you only with some of my favorite quotes from him.
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit."
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time."
"Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine."
"So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary."
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".
(Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005)
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit."
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time."
"Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine."
"So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary."
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".
(Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005)